New meaning to the word 'Slapper'

**Peadar** · 13/05/2005, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

we are taking over this thread...again!

No, no you're fine.
This thread is about slapping and you two are gearing up nicely for a slap.
Video phones at the ready!

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

91 i think, where they were debating who would take it, no time left, up runs curran from the goal and blasts the ball into the net. i thought ath was the deciding kick of the game?

that sums him up really

LOL

is that true?? LOL

I swear to God. In fact, another teammate, Liam Carroll, fell into another hole (less deep, lucky bas...rd) midway during the second half. No wonder the fcukers were unbeaten at home.

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 12:36 PM

I know that pub in Killimor. Killimor Rovers used to have a club in the Ros. League too. Here's another story and I swear it's true. When they first joined they sent in the usual registration forms. One of the names on it was Pele. Brendan "Skinner" Fahy, then League Secretary, threatened to throw the club out 'cos he thought they were taking the pi$$ but that was his name. He was a cook from France and his surname was Pele. Bloody good footballer too. Think he lives in Galway city now.

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

No, no you're fine.
This thread is about slapping and you two are gearing up nicely for a slap.
Video phones at the ready!

Peadar, prefer the Kelly Kelly bit, wise-ass.I guess me and Paul are crucifying ourselves aren't we?........ but we don't care.
Still think LEE is a very gay name!!
Corky Boys, grrrrrrrrr.

**paul_oshea** · 13/05/2005, 12:40 PM

was reading the old rag from home there and i read that edmilson had scored the equaliser for roscommon town!!! LOL

they have their own club in teh second division, something like samba rovers or something like that. but they have a good few in roscommon towns main team now.

gort and ros town have the biggest immigratioon population per head than anywhere else in teh country. gort has up on 600 and about 400 are supposedly brazillian. basically about a 1/4th of the town are immigrants

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

was reading the old rag from home there and i read that edmilson had scored the equaliser for roscommon town!!! LOL

they have their own club in teh second division, something like samba rovers or something like that. but they have a good few in roscommon towns main team now.

gort and ros town have the biggest immigratioon population per head than anywhere else in teh country. gort has up on 600 and about 400 are supposedly brazillian. basically about a 1/4th of the town are immigrants

They were called Santa Cruz. That's right - there's about 500 living in Gort and about the same in Roscommon/Ballinasloe area. They were fcuked out of the league after one season 'cos they were always causing aggro. The League used to have, along with the three usual officials, a fourth off-field official to check if they were acting the b...ox. They seemed to have a different team every week - you couldn't track them. They played at Donamon (?) Castle (the monastery place on the Roscommon/Castlerea road) and were managed by a priest who'd come back from the missions in Brazil. Many of them worked in Hanleys(?) meat packing plant which featured on some RTE expose about working conditions and it showed them playing a match as well - on Nationwide I think, last year.

**paul_oshea** · 13/05/2005, 12:56 PM

they used to bring bus loads to games. one of the matches they were playing ballinagare and one of them stamped on one of the ballinagare lads head. nO HARM EITHER cos those ballinagare lads deserve a good kicking, dirty knacks that they are. anyhow, a whole rucus kicked off, and all the brazllians ran on fighting they were thrown out after that.

santa cruz thats it alright.

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 1:02 PM

Heard about that. If you really wanted to ruin the above mentioned Skinner Fahy's day ya just had to say "Santa Cruz" and he'd go mental. Talk about red rag to a bull. Whew!!

**Green Tribe** · 13/05/2005, 1:55 PM

*Slap!!*

There! That's what you get for taking over my thread

**Green Tribe** · 13/05/2005, 2:08 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

aido_b has just arrived in from a night out with college (i.e im feckin rather drunk) and im horrified by these allegations abouts about my Gaby!

Gaby Roslin is quite a bit of alright and not even KT's allegations that she has herpes will keep me away!

p.s. never trust a kebb from Dublins Dame St ... Ughhhhh!

Apologies?????? Hmmmm??

**aido_b** · 13/05/2005, 2:14 PM

Apology accepted!

I would like to say again, never ever trust a kebab from Dame St. Stomachs in a jocker!

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 2:15 PM

Fair's fair. I owned up to starting the herpes allegation so yer in the clear KT.

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 2:17 PM

Oh $hit, aido b is back, now I'm for it!!

**Green Tribe** · 13/05/2005, 2:23 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

Apology accepted!

I would like to say again, never ever trust a kebab from Dame St. Stomachs in a jocker!

no, u owe me one!!!

kebabs!!! mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

**paul_oshea** · 13/05/2005, 2:54 PM

I would like to say again, never ever trust a kebab from Dame St. Stomachs in a jocker!

nothing to do with the 10 pints and 3 vodkas you had before then aido

**paul_oshea** · 13/05/2005, 2:59 PM

kebabs!!! mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

my former manager at a pub i used to work once told me that she saw a documentary on the meat in kebabs and where they get their chicken. she said she never ate a kebab again. she said they bleached it or something to keep the chicken lasting longer that juicey red colour that you see on the plates that hold the chicken is the type of "bleech" they use.

that could be a loada cows manure but she never did eat kebabs.