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    Not really, unless there are girls visiting those places as well

    Just found it strange expressed really to call it a 'scene'...
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    Not really, unless there are girls visiting those places as well
    there could be a few shemales there gerrit or even a few "lesbians trapped inside a mans body!"

    thats my motto, though i stole it so....

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    shemales ? I could be very wrong, but isn't that a tool for women wanting to go to the loo like a man ?!

    and I was talking about regular straight girls, just for the record
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    Taxi for Gerrit!!!!!!!!

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    Ehm, for now I am more than satisfied with the gothic scene, but thanks for the invitation anyway
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    Go to google.com. Type in 'Church', 'Ireland' and 'Anal'. Press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button and see what pops up.
    This is the cooooooooooooolest footy forum I've ever seen!

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    LOL,

    check out this link to see where i got to after doing the above:

    here

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea
    LOL,

    check out this link to see where i got to after doing the above:

    here
    LOL

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    some people are going to get confused by that eanna, and i reckon it will take them a few times before they realise what is happening. no offence to anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopez
    Go to google.com. Type in 'Church', 'Ireland' and 'Anal'. Press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button and see what pops up.
    wave the magic wand!!!!!

    class, but worrying.....

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    I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.

    The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
    In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 . it is true what they say
    us white folks ain't got no rhythm

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
    I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.

    The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
    In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 . it is true what they say
    us white folks ain't got no rhythm

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
    I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.
    I know Sodom had a bit of an 'anal scene' about it but what happened in Gomorrah? Was that more just drunkenness? Or atheists, as it doesn't have the same stigma attached to Sodom? And what about Lot's wife? Did she like anal and is that why she looked back one last time? Or was she from Gomorah and was an alky? I think it's time I went to bed.
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    therion have a song called soddom and gomorrah. well worth checking out.

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    I start a debate on the COI and ye all spend pages talking about the pros and cons of anal sex............

    Sick.




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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

    The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
    In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 . it is true what they say
    us white folks ain't got no rhythm
    Okay, can anyone explain this unknowing non-native speaker about the 'rhythm method' ? Never heard of it
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    Try typing the words into a "search engine".

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    I see... Not a trustful method I'd say... Basically you can have unprotected sex right after the menstruation if I remember education classes well (?), but why would you even want to take the risk ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerrit
    why would you even want to take the risk ?
    Beacause you'll go straight to hell otherwise
    We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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    That makes it confusing now... Ah, good old simple red right hand
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