a few weeks ago, i was having a few pints with friends in blackpool when we decided rather late that we'd go to town. rather than pay €12 to get in somewhere for an hour, we went to the bróg, a late bar.
i strolled up first, confident as ever, passport in hand.
Bouncer: "eh, are ya alright for drink?"
Gav: "ive had 3 pints of murphys..."
Bouncer: "well, this passport isnt you."
Gav: "yes it is. its pretty new too, im wearing the same jacket!"
Bouncer: "no, its definately not you."
Gav: "whatever biy."
i snatched back the passport and walked away, wondering why the bouncers were now laughing.
i had brought my girlfriend's passport![]()
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