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    Talking Boy finds snake in cereal packet

    A boy tucking into his breakfast had a nasty surprise when he discovered a two-foot long snake inside his packet of cereal.

    Jordan Willett, 5, thought he had found a toy when the serpent -- a harmless corn snake -- slithered out of the packet of "Golden Puffs" his parents had bought from discount store Netto in Telford.

    "It was quite long and popped its head up. I've seen snakes on TV before but never in a box of cereal," he told the Daily Mail newspaper.

    Netto said on Wednesday it was talking to its suppliers to review procedures and check on its stock.

    "This does seem to be a bizarre incident but we are treating it seriously," said Netto trading director Clive Cooper.

    Corn snakes, which feed on mice and birds, are commonly kept as pets around the world.

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050504/80/fi2ai.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by sligoman
    I've seen snakes on TV before but never in a box of cereal," he told the Daily Mail newspaper.
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    This is a great opportuity for awful puns etc. Anyone care to start!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhamish
    This is a great opportuity for awful puns etc. Anyone care to start!!
    Won't get into puns......'Tis a slippery buisness

    I'm off to bed!!
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    It's only fcuking eleven o'clock and yer going to bed. Is Cobh that bad? Sorry, couldn't resist that!
    That's the most venom I can conjure up!! I'll get my coat......

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    Quote Originally Posted by liam88
    Won't get into puns......'Tis a slippery buisness

    I'm off to bed!!

    Ah well, you can't venom all!!! ....

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    Hey Kerrs Tribe, stop nicking my puns!!! or I'll have to ASP you to leave!! I had to snake that one in somewhere!!

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    "I was just going to take a python my first spoon of cereal when i heard the box shaking, it was a real rattler !!""
    I just had to !!
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    Id say theyre taking the hiss
    Who is this guy, Trapper Tony?

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    Its a good job it wasn't poisonous, it would have been a cereal killer

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    Quote Originally Posted by davey
    Its a good job it wasn't poisonous, it would have been a cereal killer
    I wonder if there were any strong currants in the bowl, might've pulled the both of them under!!

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    I've addernough of this thread...
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    Viper slate clean then!

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    eh,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magoo
    eh,

    Luis Boa Morte has done much to ensure Fulham's Premiership status
    Fangs very much for that comment! Oh Jesus! Coat, hat, taxi, bus, train, plane, spaceship...................

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    Get the hell out of here the lot of ye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    Get the hell out of here the lot of ye!

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    Brilliant strangeirish - in fact, hissterical!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhamish
    Brilliant strangeirish - in fact, hissterical!!
    Ah sirhamish, you speak with forked tongue Or is that a hissp?
    Last edited by strangeirish; 05/05/2005 at 8:55 PM.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhamish
    Brilliant strangeirish - in fact, hissterical!!
    didn't think yous would scale to such heights!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
    didn't think yous would scale to such heights!

    Playing out of my skin, Julie who is not Etchingham
    oops she's just on with Adam Boulton

    Try wriggling out of that!!

    ok got my coat on........

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