QuoteI'll take it that by PC you mean politically correct,dont really know,would Derry fans see this as more than just a rival team trying to wind them up and take serious offence,we mean no harm when singing it.Originally Posted by pete
We are all too PC now for that. Could make revival if Derry continue to win games...
Heard that Derry one before pete and between you,me and anyone else who wants too i think we should bring about its revival.
I'll take it that by PC you mean politically correct,dont really know,would Derry fans see this as more than just a rival team trying to wind them up and take serious offence,we mean no harm when singing it.
Sure why not try it out next time you visit the Brandywell. If i don't see you back online i'll know how successful ti was.
We had a short lived one for Cork and I'm not sure how it ended now, it was somethng like
You are City, the Cork City,
No-one hates you, because no-one cares
You're just a small team, from out the country
And I forget how it ends, but whoever came up with it should get it going again it was a good one.
But our best one was the Chris Adamson ugly abuse songs, and then he got injured and had to come off, and he was walking out of Richmond Park in front of us with his face covered in bandages and we sung
"He's going for a facelift, he's going for a facelift, la la la la, la la la la" it didn't go down too well with him, and he made that known to us
Tell all the $hels ya know that Eamonn Zayed is better than Crowe,
Oh yes he's fat and slow,
Eamonn Zayed is better than Crowe!!!
Harry and Liam, Harry and Liam, Harry and Liam, Harry and Liam.
We always had great Dolan ones,i think every team does(bar cork).here's some of the usual ones.
To the tune of stand up for the ......
"Sit down and you'll break the bench"
"Whose that lying on the carpet,
whose that lying on the floor,
it's Pat Dolan on his back
'cause he's had another snack
and he's just to fat to stand up anymore".
Last edited by Anto McC; 02/05/2005 at 11:59 PM.
Rovers still sing those songs at the Brandy,"where the ****s your union jack"e.t.c I personally know that the rival fans aren't to be taken seriously when singing them but it is hard enough to take.
Heard the Newcastle fans sing against Liverpool a few weeks ago:
Sing when yer stealin'
You only sing when yer stealin'
What was the tune of that "Don't get injured you won't get paid chant"?
Remember playing Pat's or Rovers a few years ago and doing the UCD drumbeat (the really annoying one...) After about five minutes of this, someone turns around and says "Are they the only letters you know?" and so we sang the alphabet...
Couple of others -
"Tolka, Santry or Richmond Park
And you'll never play at home,
You'll never play at home"
"Imagine there’s no Rovers
It’s easy if you try.
They have no home to go to
Except their Tallaght sty.
Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace
(EXCEPT FOR BOHS!)
Rico…………….
You may say we are dreamers
But we’re not the only ones.
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum.
Imagine poor old Rico
I wonder if you might
No team to carry Damo
Nowhere to write his sh!te
Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace
(EXCEPT FOR BOHS!)
Rico…………….
You may say we are dreamers
But we’re not the only ones.
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum."
(Bohemian Like You tune (Dandy Warhols))
"Rovers (or Shels or Pats or Bray or whoever)
We don’t like you
We don’t like you
And we also hate Bohemians like you
We don’t like you
We don’t like you
Woo hoo ooooooooo"
The never-tedious (
) Twelve Days of Christmas Tony McDonnell song doesn't get much of an airing these days! Somebody mentioned the Forty Days of Easter but hasn't been seen since!
Tonights two impromptu songs
To the tune of "London bridge is falling down"
"George O'Callaghan f*cks his mother
and his sister,and his brother
all the O'Callaghans F*ck each other
There all inbreds"
To the tune of "..........it's just like watching brazil"
"City,it wasn't over the line,it wasn't over the line,it wasn't over the line"
Shels are filth !!
Shels are filth !!
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Nice one
Ehm, we sometimes sing... (ROI fans don't take offense, I didn't make up the song and am just the messenger)
Brian Kerr's a ******
He wears a ******'s hat
When Jayo went to Poland
he didn't fancy that
He played the English *******s
who never score a goal
He's just a Pats*****
**** off to Inchicore
(I censured a few words just to make sure we're not offending any rules)
Last year we sung to the Derry fans:
"Pay your taxes to your Queen" (on the tones of "when the saints go marching in")
Versus Ports:
"We like your bank account"
(there were few others ones as well, but as those others had a sectarian undertone I prefer not to post them)
To the tune of BBC children's show Ballymorry
Sheeeeeeeeeepshaagggggggging *******s,
Sheeeeeeeeeepshaagggggggging *******s,
What's the story Ballybofey,wouldn't you like to know
Ring of fire
I'm telling you our wingers are on fire,
Harps are going down, down, down
and the City are going higher,
Cashy turns turns turns,
Our wingers are on fire,
To Rovers last week
You're skint, and you know you are
Inspiral Carpets-This is how it feels
"This is how it feels to be Finn Harps,
This is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all, Nothing at all"
To the Undertones Jimmy Jimmy
Little Mallow boy,
Cork City just sold,
And though he's very tall,
He's in the stirker Mould
Flynny Flynny,
Flynny Flynny,
Steven O'Flynn scores goals,
He's been played on the right,
Scoring with his head,
Stephen Kenny had listened,
To what the scout had said,
Flynny Flynny,
Flynny Flynny,
Steven O'Flynn scores goals,
Now Liam Coyle is gone,
His knees gave up that day,
By the extravagance we showed,
We've signed O'Flynn today,
To the Shels "tweenie" support
Are you allowed out this late?
To "One green bottle"
24,000 in Lansdowne Road,
Then one week later,
Where's the f**k the crowd
Cause you're Shelbourne,
There's no chance they'll return
Last edited by MariborKev; 02/05/2005 at 11:18 PM.
Now,Now jelousy will get you nothing.
Last edited by Anto McC; 02/05/2005 at 11:43 PM.
We called the Cork fans sheepshaggers earlier on today... It's not very original but it was still funny when I heard it
Its actually goes like thisNice one
Ehm, we sometimes sing... (ROI fans don't take offense, I didn't make up the song and am just the messenger)
Brian Kerr's a ******
He wears a ******'s hat
When Jayo went to Poland
he didn't fancy that
He played the English *******s
who never score a goal
He's just a Pats*****
**** off to Inchicore
(I censured a few words just to make sure we're not offending any rules)
"Brian kerr is a w****r
he wears a w****r's hat
when jayo went to poland
he didn't fancy that
he played an english bast*rd
but Clinton couldn't score
He's just a Pats Kn*cker
F*ck off to Inchicore"
And the portadown one was
"We'll rob your bank again".
Didn't sing this one myself as i don't know the we that they talked about,that robbery had absolutly nothing to do with me.
Last edited by Anto McC; 02/05/2005 at 11:30 PM.
Aren't Jamaica called the Reggae Boys.
I think a real cool/catchy name for Cork City would be the Corky Boys!!
Think of the creac fans and opposition would have.
favourite last year was 'washed up transsexual' at Dessie Baker
Favourite this year is 'Washed up transsexual' at Simon Webb - he became a midfielder for the second half last week because he didn't want to come near us; also enjoy 'six- fingered banjo players' at any Culchie team
To the Galway fans the other night:
Your just a small town in Mayo,
Small town in Mayo, Small town in Mayo,
Your just a small town in Mayo (voices kinda died on the oooo)
Hes got your cash, Hes got your cash,
Hes got it,
Leesons got your cash
No backing tune. Impromtu. Just has its own rythum.
At Tolka last night:
"Dessie & Richie, different fathers.."
Even Richie Baker was laughing at that one
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks