Norwegian court convicts first woman for rape

thecorner · 10/05/2005, 3:17 AM

must be something definitly wrong with this story

**Gerrit** · 11/05/2005, 7:47 PM

Just read on the worldwide web yesterday on a rather serious site: a man has been taken into a lawsuit for raping a pig, and for trying to suffocate the pig when it tried to resist

Sicko. I hope they'll lock him up for years. Anyone capable of doing that to a pig can also be cruel to a human being.

Off-topic: I suddenly realise why some religions consider the pig as a dirty animal

**paul_oshea** · 11/05/2005, 11:15 PM

Anyone capable of doing that to a pig

there are plenty of pigs down my way , come to think of it gerrit many cows as well and even a few heifers, though i think there is more chance of the bovine kind being raped than the aforementioned few tbh.

**hamish** · 12/05/2005, 10:36 PM

I can IMAGINE sheep rape - y'know back legs jammed into the wellingtons bit

but cow rape?? Would there be a big risk of a kick in the balls from that?? Paul O'Shea explain please.

**paul_oshea** · 12/05/2005, 10:39 PM

the cows at home are well able to look after themselves hamish. i can tell ye tha t for nothing"

**Green Tribe** · 12/05/2005, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

I can IMAGINE sheep rape - y'know back legs jammed into the wellingtons bit

but cow rape?? Would there be a big risk of a kick in the balls from that?? Paul O'Shea explain please.

That wellys thing sounds like tried and tested HAMISH!!

**hamish** · 12/05/2005, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

the cows at home are well able to look after themselves hamish. i can tell ye tha t for nothing"

That's what I meant! Maybe a big strong lad like yourself Paul O'Shea might be able for them. myah nyah

**hamish** · 12/05/2005, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

That wellys thing sounds like tried and tested HAMISH!!

Kerrs Tribe - you are so cruel.
I'm crushed, I am. Here's me thinking you were nice.
My nurses are never cruel te me like that.
When you qualify as a nurse I hope I'm never a patient in that hospital.

**Gerrit** · 13/05/2005, 11:26 AM

In Belgium a guy got sent to jail recently for having raped about 240 dogs and having put the pics on the WWW

6 months jail, should have been much much more months IMO. And saying the guy took a volunteer job in a refuge for lost dogs to be able to do his "stuff". Simply disgusting

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 1:13 PM

Originally Posted by Gerrit

In Belgium a guy got sent to jail recently for having raped about 240 dogs and having put the pics on the WWW

6 months jail, should have been much much more months IMO. And saying the guy took a volunteer job in a refuge for lost dogs to be able to do his "stuff". Simply disgusting

Gerrit, wouldn't ya think one, JUST ONE, dog would have turned round and bitten his willy off - instant cure.

**Green Tribe** · 13/05/2005, 1:58 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Kerrs Tribe - you are so cruel.
I'm crushed, I am. Here's me thinking you were nice.
My nurses are never cruel te me like that.
When you qualify as a nurse I hope I'm never a patient in that hospital.

Cruel to be kind Hamish, cruel to be kind..........

I'm not a fecking nurse!

( thank God, cos I would be a crap one)

**hamish** · 13/05/2005, 2:08 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Cruel to be kind Hamish, cruel to be kind..........

I'm not a fecking nurse!

( thank God, cos I would be a crap one)

I know KT, I know you're not - just know that rises ya. Hey did ya see the big long conversation moi and Paul O'Shea had in the slapper section?? He's great crack and a sound man.

Cruel to be kind was a big hit for Nick Lowe and Rockpile in 1980 or 79.

I'm sure you'd make a most kindly nurse. Think of the patience you have with me and Paul around. There's a pun in there somewhere!

I'll get my coat............

**Green Tribe** · 13/05/2005, 2:11 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

. Hey did ya see the big long conversation moi and Paul O'Shea had in the slapper section?? He's great crack and a sound man.

.....

Yes, and you'll see my response!

**Gerrit** · 13/05/2005, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Gerrit, wouldn't ya think one, JUST ONE, dog would have turned round and bitten his willy off - instant cure.

Well, I guess the dogshagger/dograper did put his 'willy' in somewhere where the dog's teeth couldn't reach it

Ack, this topic is going wacko

Why do you have to ask me such a question, you're forcing me into giving gross details and if I don't give them I'm ignoring a question (which is just as impolite)

But if you want full details, check out the pics at the guy's website

I haven't got the URL and obviously haven't checked that sort of webpage myself. I doubt Google doesn't filter things like that...