Best smart arse graffiti on an advert....

**Pauro 76** · 21/04/2005, 10:20 AM

Best one Ive seen was a few months ago was when travelling on the tube, David Hasselhoff was appearing on the stage version of Chicago or something like that.. some smartarse put up a sticker under it saying "You're nothing without your talking car!!"

**noby** · 21/04/2005, 10:36 AM

Ok, it's not quite graffiti, but read the Customer reviews on David Hassolhoff's best of album on Amazon

**dahamsta** · 21/04/2005, 10:39 AM

David walks into a bar and orders a drink, and the barman says, "Certainly Mr. Hasslehoff." "Just Hoff is fine", says Dave; "Right you are Hoff," says the barman, "no hassle."

**the 12 th man** · 21/04/2005, 11:00 AM

on the wall in the toilets in the old "pizzaland"

flush twice-its a long way to the kitchen

**S�C** · 21/04/2005, 4:22 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

on the wall in the toilets in the old "pizzaland"

flush twice-its a long way to the kitchen

That reminds me of the jacks in the Thirsy Schollar pub in Cork.

There is what looks like a door handle and a hatch with a sign saying open to enter ladies bathroom, then when you go to open the hatch the toilet flushes!

**Green Tribe** · 21/04/2005, 4:25 PM

ok, not graffiti, but i saw a really dirty white van parked near my flat and someone had written on it with their finger, not 'wash me', but 'i wish my girlfriend was this dirty'

funny

**Troy.McClure** · 21/04/2005, 4:35 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

'i wish my girlfriend was this dirty'

funny

Thats so old!

**Green Tribe** · 21/04/2005, 4:42 PM

Originally Posted by Troy.McClure

Thats so old!

well, i hadn't seen it before!!!!!!!

**Troy.McClure** · 21/04/2005, 4:46 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

'i wish my girlfriend was this dirty'

funny

Thats so old!

Not sure if its graffiti but I like "The Bring Centre" above the sign

**Corky** · 21/04/2005, 9:48 PM

Used to be a sign outside Darndale that said 'Welcome to Darndale'. underneath somebody added 'Twinned with Beiruit'.

**Thomo** · 21/04/2005, 10:54 PM

Under a conservative election poster saying 'how hard is it to clean a hospital' someone wrote...'you should know. u privatised the cleaning of hsopitals'

unfortunately thsi is also true.

**hamish** · 21/04/2005, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Troy.McClure

Thats so old!

Not sure if its graffiti but I like "The Bring Centre" above the sign

Hey, Troy, that's brilliant. Why don't you send the pic to Private Eye magazine - they regularly print photos and various signs just like your one. I think they give a tenner for each contribution - not much but better than nothing!

**hamish** · 21/04/2005, 11:57 PM

It's a little off thread but I recall a report of a match in the late 70's of a game in Richmond Park that went something along the lines of "Tony Higgins let loose a long range **** which cannoned off the crossbar into the keepers hand who promptly dropped it" Hardly surprising. I think it was in the Irish Press.

**hamish** · 21/04/2005, 11:59 PM

Blast it, I forgot the no naughty words edit - anyway it rhymes with hit!

**carrickharp** · 22/04/2005, 7:06 AM

Seen on a dirty van a while back. �If you think this is dirty well you should see the driver�

**lopez** · 22/04/2005, 8:45 AM

Near my daughters school was a roadsign for directing people to 'Centre for the Blind'. Underneath someone had written '...and Swiss Referees.'

I saw one at work.

First line: 'I ate this job too bits.'
Second line (in different handwriting): 'If you learned how to spell, you might be able to get a better one.'

**lopez** · 22/04/2005, 8:46 AM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

It's a little off thread but I recall a report of a match in the late 70's of a game in Richmond Park that went something along the lines of "Tony Higgins let loose a long range **** which cannoned off the crossbar into the keepers hand who promptly dropped it" Hardly surprising. I think it was in the Irish Press.

I remember the Irish Press. Their spelling mistakes were absolutely appalling.

**Neish** · 22/04/2005, 10:37 AM

I remember watching I love 1995 on BBC a year or two ago and they were chatting about the year's hit film "The Usual Suspects". One of the guy mentioned seeing one of the cruelest bits of grafiti on the tube.

It was the poster most of us have seen the identity prade line-up of all the characters, someone had drawn a big red arrow pointing at Kevin Spacey saying "He did it"

Thats just evil spoils the whole film if you hadn't seen it.

Ps. Sorry if I've spoiled it for anyone

**the 12 th man** · 22/04/2005, 10:44 AM

it that same grubby toilet from earlier on.

there was a gap of about a foot under the door of the cubicle at the bottom.someone wrote on the inside of the door (if you were unfortunate enough to be sitting on the crapper) it was right in front of you:
"beware of the limbo dancers"