Roy Keane and chips

**Eire06** · 20/04/2005, 3:34 PM

Originally Posted by NeilMcD

Lads has anybody seen todays Sun they actually carried this story from the Website. Saying that fans on the website foot.ie were giving out about the double standards of Roy Keane. Shows what a load of rubbish that paper is and they are certainly strugglin for stories. Owls Fan you should ask for payment

neil

Ya they got it wrong too should be Fans jump to conclusions and accuse Roy of double standards

**OwlsFan** · 20/04/2005, 3:40 PM

If they didn't hear right, maybe they need their herring corrected!

**Eire06** · 20/04/2005, 3:44 PM

Originally Posted by OwlsFan

If they didn't hear right, maybe they need their herring corrected!

your soooooooooooooo funny

How can they hear something thats written?? Tell me that smart a$$

**Dublin12** · 20/04/2005, 3:52 PM

Headline in Sun tomorrow

Foot.ie talks aload of Pollocks

**OwlsFan** · 20/04/2005, 4:08 PM

Had to run out and have a look at the Sun. After spending 5 minutes on Page 3, I found the article over the next page. Big spread (the article) with a photo of Keane with a large plate of chips and fish in front of him - not sure if it was a Harrys Ramsden Special though and two quotes from this thread, but none mine

One quote was where someone said it didn't do them any harm and the other was the one where someone said Fergie wouldn't allow them eat that cr*p.

A good day's work but I can't think of another pun to annoy Eire06

**hamish** · 20/04/2005, 4:14 PM

Originally Posted by cfdh_edmundo

Wonder if Rio Ferdinand tried sniffing the salt.

You had me in fits of laughter with that crack - I wonder did the menu include prawn sandwiches?

**Cowboy** · 20/04/2005, 5:25 PM

Originally Posted by OwlsFan

If they didn't hear right, maybe they need their herring corrected!

keep it up and somebody will batter you

**onenilgameover** · 20/04/2005, 11:32 PM

Hey the prawn sandwhich and the batter puns have already been made in this thread. Credit where its due or there'ill be snack boxes flyin..

**hamish** · 20/04/2005, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by onenilgameover

Hey the prawn sandwhich and the batter puns have already been made in this thread. Credit where its due or there'ill be snack boxes flyin..

Jesus, I'm blind in one eye at the moment (temporarily hopefully) but how the fcuk did I miss that? Make sure the snack boxes are full - some food will end in me mouth!!! I'll go back and read your post at least twice. Otherwise I'll get an awful haddock.

Allright,Allright, I'm getting my coat...........

**OwlsFan** · 21/04/2005, 3:10 PM

Oil go mad with any more of these puns and a salt you but at least they're a ray of sunshine. Now, I'll sign off before I Borza to sleep.

**roboyle** · 21/04/2005, 3:29 PM

That Roy Keane fella must think he's Cod or something.... so arrogant!

**Ash** · 21/04/2005, 3:52 PM

someone should knock him off his Perch ...

... I'll get my coat ...

**OwlsFan** · 21/04/2005, 3:59 PM

Must be an exotic chipper you go to which sells perch

**Eire06** · 21/04/2005, 4:00 PM

Please Please Please stop..................

**stojkovic** · 21/04/2005, 4:06 PM

If The Scum has to read foot.ie to get its stories, maybe we should invent a few and see if they print them. Nobody believes what they read in The Scum anyway.

**onenilgameover** · 21/04/2005, 6:52 PM

Don't know whether he thinks he is cod or not but lets just say he's not the snack box to snack box player he once was. Doesn't run onion rings around his oponents like he once did. He certainly doesn't know his plaice but then when did he ever. I think he'ill be closing up (chip) shop at the end of the world cup before it all goes down the (frying) pan....

**Cowboy** · 21/04/2005, 7:11 PM

is this why lou MACARI is scouting for us now?

**onenilgameover** · 21/04/2005, 7:16 PM

Originally Posted by Cowboy

is this why lou MACARI is scouting for us now?

Nice!

**FarBeag** · 21/04/2005, 10:39 PM

See Everton had a Whale of a time last night.They put Manu in their plaice as they stood with their Jaws wide open when that sole gave Everton a ray of hope of Fin ..ishing 4th.