Wee tune about the Dolan affair

[MariborKev]

To the tune of "Chain Reaction"

You took a **** team and made them want it,
You took the name and wrote Rebel Army on it,
The fans loved you, yet you won nothing,
Then you were screwed,
Left Pats not managing anyone
Spoofed a little now the dream is over,
Set your heart on stealing the League away,
Crying, lying, anything you'd do

"We're in the middle of Dolan's sacking,
Brain Lennox has sent him packing,
You want to get a pitch where all the training could be,
Your journey at its end destination,
No longer Pat Dolan's Rebel sensation,
Need you to get me some work on TV3,
So i can pay my legal fees,
And I can talk guff, guff, guff
Talk about guff
We talk about guff, guff, guff,
Talk about gufff

You wish the ground staff had used the mower,
Lennox tried to get you on the blower,
You said progress was hard to measure,
Three years and no treasure,
Pressure heaped on you,
No planned future you're on the run,
Managerial career is it over?
You'll never find a club if you hide away,

[De Town]

To the tune of "Chain Reaction"

You took a **** team and made them want it,
You took the name and wrote Rebel Army on it,
The fans loved you, yet you won nothing,
Then you were screwed,
Left Pats not managing anyone
Spoofed a little now the dream is over,
Set your heart on stealing the League away,
Crying, lying, anything you'd do

"We're in the middle of Dolan's sacking,
Brain Lennox has sent him packing,
You want to get a pitch where all the training could be,
Your journey at its end destination,
No longer Pat Dolan's Rebel sensation,
Need you to get me some work on TV3,
So i can pay my legal fees,
And I can talk guff, guff, guff
Talk about guff
We talk about guff, guff, guff,
Talk about gufff

You wish the ground staff had used the mower,
Lennox tried to get you on the blower,
You said progress was hard to measure,
Three years and no treasure,
Pressure heaped on you,
No planned future you're on the run,
Managerial career is it over?
You'll never find a club if you hide away,

[The Sheliban]

There's a career for you out there somewhere!

Nice one!

[Partizan]

The ****ies will love that.

[GavinZac]

Left Pats not managing anyone

Crying, lying, anything you'd do

You want to get a pitch where all the training could be,
Your journey at its end destination,

Need you to get me some work on TV3,
So i can pay my legal fees,

No planned future you're on the run,
Managerial career is it over?
You'll never find a club if you hide away,

engrish much?

[John83]

How about:

You had to grease the turnstiles just to get Pat Dolan out,
Oh, you had to grease the turnstiles just to get Pat Dolan out, (x2)
'Cause he's a fa-at ba-astard.

[colblimp]

To the tune of "Chain Reaction"

You took a **** team and made them want it,
You took the name and wrote Rebel Army on it,
The fans loved you, yet you won nothing,
Then you were screwed,
Left Pats not managing anyone
Spoofed a little now the dream is over,
Set your heart on stealing the League away,
Crying, lying, anything you'd do

"We're in the middle of Dolan's sacking,
Brain Lennox has sent him packing,
You want to get a pitch where all the training could be,
Your journey at its end destination,
No longer Pat Dolan's Rebel sensation,
Need you to get me some work on TV3,
So i can pay my legal fees,
And I can talk guff, guff, guff
Talk about guff
We talk about guff, guff, guff,
Talk about gufff

You wish the ground staff had used the mower,
Lennox tried to get you on the blower,
You said progress was hard to measure,
Three years and no treasure,
Pressure heaped on you,
No planned future you're on the run,
Managerial career is it over?
You'll never find a club if you hide away,

That's actually very good...