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    Nutty Yanks

    This story is truly unbelievable. Did she keep a jar beside the bed
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    That is really f**ked up

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    "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said.

    that line is hilarious, cracked me up completely!!!!!!!! heh heh hee hee...............
    had to listen to an annoying american tonight, so funny to come home to read that...........

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    whatttttt the fuccccccck????
    Only in America
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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie
    Only in America
    Actually that would be the same over here too (I never thought that my Legal medical classes would come in useful) but you give up your right to ownership when you 'donate' tissue samples (like blood for example), so strictly speaking, he 'gave' her the sperm as a 'donation' and ownership was then hers. I dont know how she managed to get child support from her though, as legaly she used her own sperm to have the kid!
    As I say, we're just young & a bit nieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
    Actually that would be the same over here too (I never thought that my Legal medical classes would come in useful) but you give up your right to ownership when you 'donate' tissue samples (like blood for example), so strictly speaking, he 'gave' her the sperm as a 'donation' and ownership was then hers. I dont know how she managed to get child support from her though, as legaly she used her own sperm to have the kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
    Actually that would be the same over here too (I never thought that my Legal medical classes would come in useful) but you give up your right to ownership when you 'donate' tissue samples (like blood for example), so strictly speaking, he 'gave' her the sperm as a 'donation' and ownership was then hers. I dont know how she managed to get child support from her though, as legaly she used her own sperm to have the kid!
    im sure if it was a different bodily substance that was expelled from his body she wouldnt eb claiming it. he didnt "give" anything. no more than you can give away any part of your body, without written consent. you have to sign a contract to donate, which stipulates that the ownership is exchanged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinZac
    he didnt "give" anything. no more than you can give away any part of your body, without written consent. you have to sign a contract to donate, which stipulates that the ownership is exchanged.
    Admittedly she was the one who was giving but he did (physically) give a sample of his tissue to her.

    You do not have to sign over a contract to donate tissue, it can be done anominisly however you would be under full understanding of what the sample was being used for (which he wasnt in this case hence Im amazed that she got benefits from him). Im going under the presumtion that there was a verbal contract between them (ie he chatted her up or vise versa). If he didnt want to donate his 'tissue' then he could have not followed thorough/pulled out so he did donate his tissue and it did pass into her posession.
    As I say, we're just young & a bit nieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
    Im going under the presumtion that there was a verbal contract between them
    Good point Troy.McClure, but I'm going to assume it was an oral contract

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    but I'm going to assume it was an oral contract
    hehehe I likes that one!

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    Not only insane but highly immorale.......also find it interesting how the thread on Panorama got binned but here's one on oral sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    Good point Troy.McClure, but I'm going to assume it was an oral contract
    I think you mean contact

    What would happen if someone "borrowed" saliva or hair & cloned (assuming that was possible) someone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by liam88
    find it interesting how the thread on Panorama got binned but here's one on oral sex
    This is about a legal case, not oral sex
    As I say, we're just young & a bit nieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete

    What would happen if someone "borrowed" saliva or hair & cloned (assuming that was possible) someone...
    We don't need two of ya Pete
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