Would SI have shown up?
Bird names: Ian Thrush, Emu (Arsenal), Gareth Quail (Spurs), Manager...Louis Van Gull. That's the best i can do without cheating.
A friend of mine sent this on to me. I think it's an original but haven't czeched (pun intended):
Goal keeper: Petr Czech, Back 4: Gino Brazil, Ken Oman, Mike England, Ryan France (Blunts and England),
Midfield: Alan Brazil, Stephen Ireland, Matt Holland and Gary Wales (Scotland and Raith Rovers),
Forwards: Jason Scotland and Joe Jordan
Manager: Vanderlei Luxemburgo
He's also given me a team made up of birds' names (of the feathered variety) with the comment that "they're good in the air..." Anyone like to try that ?
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Would SI have shown up?
Bird names: Ian Thrush, Emu (Arsenal), Gareth Quail (Spurs), Manager...Louis Van Gull. That's the best i can do without cheating.
There's been a few Peacocks over the years I think, defender at Newcastle with the long hair and Gavin Peacock at Chelsea (striker I think). Might have even been a Peacock goalkeeper maybe?
Mark Robins comes to mind assuming that counts.
Norwich v Brighton is an all-birds clash too of course!
Ryan and Derek Swan up front of course.
GK Alan Starling (Luton and Northampton), Tony Woodcock (Forest), Derek Swan (Rovers, Bohs), Glen Crowe (Bohs), Arien Robben (Bayern), Richie Partridge (Wednesday), Bertie Peacock (Celtic), Kaka (Milan), Chris Eagles (Port Vale), Mick Martin (Newcastle), David Raven (Inverness), John Bird (Swansea), Jackie Wren (Hibs). Manager Bernd Storck (Hungary)
Mascot: Ozzie the Owl.
A team which would be good in the air!
Next up the fish team....
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Conor Sammon anyway
Mark Fish and James Perch too, John scales maybe?
Glen Roe-der?
We all dream of a team of Gary Breams?
Fish Team:
GK Paddy Roche (Bohs/Man U); Brendan Plaice (Shels), Mark Fish (Charlton), George Ray (Crewe Alex), John Scales (Wimbledon); Ian Herring (Swindon), Jamie Pollack (Middlesboro), Forrayah Bass (Bradford City), James Perch (QPR), Conor Sammon (Hearts), Steve Guppy (Celtic et alia).
Fishy Owner: Sepp Batter
Fishy Manager: Harry Redsnapper
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Materials FC
Jimmy Glass
Bill Waters
Billy Steel
Steve Stone
Gary Silk
Chris Wood
David Silva (bit of a stretch)
Ebbe Sand
Plastic Paddy
Still need a few more.
Plastic Paddy is just an opportunist. He won't make it.
Zander Diamond (Mansfield Town), David Irons (Dunfermiline), Andy Cole (Man U), Ryan Woods (Brentford), Barney Rock
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Musical XI: Timo HOrn (Koln), John Scales (Liverpool), Andrea Coda (Udinese), Max Drum (TSV Buchbach), Valentin Viola (Racing Club), Alex Song (Barcelona), Colin Bell (Man City), Maxwell Cornet (Lyon), Graeme Sharp (Everton), Christ Bongo (FC Thun). Subs: Matt Piper (Sunderland), Solly March (Brighton),
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Floral XI:
I'll start with Tim Flowers (Soton and Eng).
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Danny Rose (Spurs) at RB
Peter Cherrie (cherry blossoms) as sub keeper maybe
Trevor Cherry at CB
Dennis Viollet up front.
Martin Dahlin (Dahlia)...
Chris Lilygreen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Lilygreen)
Bill Tulip (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Tulip)
Tim Flowers (Soton and Eng)
David Lilley (Kilmarnock)
Danny Rose (Spurs and Eng)
Peter Garland (Charlton)
Ron Flowers (Wolves and Eng)
Jap Stem (Man U and Holland)
Andy Wreath (Forest and Ire)
John Stalker (Darlington)
Dennis Viollet (Man U and Eng)
Brian Budd (Vancouver Whitecaps)
Alessio Viola (Reggina)
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
Next up an Animal XI
Gary Snake (Leeds and Eng)
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
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