[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 8:51 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Poor Queeny said, "It's such a shame",
Tot-Watch's become very tame,
Nude pics of each wagon,
Bare bums, boobs and shaggin'
I've lists of all who're to blame

This thread's become such a bore
No photos of gay-boys no more,
Twas started by Peadar,
T'get lads in a lather,
Their testosterone levels will soar

I can keep typing this doggerel sh!te for ages to come y'know. LOL Who's gonna bribe me to stop???

http://www.bikini-beach.com/bikinijoes7.htm

Worth repeating I think - another post used up.

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:05 PM

Watching Kelly Dalglish now on Sky Sports News - has she put on weight/waring a thick coat or is she up the pole????

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/The-tha...alglish-t2.jpg

**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:15 PM

slurp
drool
ahem!

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:18 PM

Put me right off totty it did.

Just watching a lady vet on the Late Late Show and she's shoving some long metal object up a cow's hole. FFS

Then, in studio, she has just taken out a massive castrating thing and asked Pat Kenny to drop his trousers.

Can't get a bigger picture but it's the one on the left and it's the length of your arm.

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

**sligoman** · 09/12/2005, 9:19 PM

For GT

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**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:21 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Well SM we know that she was sniffing round some bloke last Friday and we didn't hear from Queeny until Monday - or was it Tursday.

Now, that's what I call a dirty weekend.

Doorty young fecker.

http://www.microkitten.com/

hamish! my internet was getting fixed at the weekend

I posted on sunday! I did meet a nice guy, but i'm playing it cool.......

and sligoman, "Batteries??!!I don't think so!"

**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:23 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

For GT

.

pic would not load, was it that minger wayne roooooney?!

**sligoman** · 09/12/2005, 9:24 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

pic would not load, was it that minger wayne roooooney?!

Oh, you mean you dont like him? Oh sorry, I thought you did and that was why I posted it, especially for you like

.

**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:24 PM

For sligoman

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:25 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

slurp
drool
ahem!

Oh, for Heaven's sake............see above poem,,,,,,,,,,just up a bit.

'Nuff said.

FOUR NICE VIDEOS LADS - JUST CLICK

http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...elleindex.html

**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:26 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Oh, you mean you dont like him? Oh sorry, I thought you did and that was why I posted it, especially for you like.

brat!

**sligoman** · 09/12/2005, 9:26 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

For sligoman

Sorry, I choose not to click on male totty

, unlike Hamish(he does it all the time

)

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:33 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

my internet was getting fixed

That's a euphemism I haven't heard before

**Green Tribe** · 09/12/2005, 9:36 PM

oh!
good swim!?
rugby again!

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:36 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Sorry, I choose not to click on male totty

, unlike Hamish(he does it all the time

That's just for those hyper-horny women we have here - not for me of course.

http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...danielle6.html

**hamish** · 09/12/2005, 9:39 PM

Originally Posted by AidoM

There was a young girl on Totty
Who'd love to jingle Clint's Botty
It wasn't a scribe
But only Green Tribe
Whom everyone knew was naughty

Hope it scans Professor

Actually, I think aidoM/aidoB's ode is rather good.

OH DEAR - ONLY TWENTY TO GO