[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[dfx-]

A likely story...

Just to keep up the totty quotient to keep Maz from incessantly moaning..

[hamish]

Nice one dfx

Queen Juliana has an unfortunate new bloke in her aim zone

He might need:

http://www.samaritans.org.uk/

http://www.glasgay.co.uk/
Well, he might want to meet her "friends" or go to a gig????

Then she might ask him to take part in her favourite past-time

http://www.eros-la.com/articles/2005...ie_simone0329/ (snigger)




Now tottytime........


my turn


http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=10...4f34809bf1b616
Love the way she cocks that ass to her left. Can't you just just hear those tight leather trousers creaking as she moves. (low lecherous, groan, a la Podge and Rodge) ooooooooooooooooooo Jaysus

http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=17...7307521e3fa15d

http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=15...9eebc9a13c48d8

[Green Tribe]

hamish, the cheek!

[Maz]

A likely story...

Just to keep up the totty quotient to keep Maz from incessantly moaning..

I'll find something to moan about, if only to annoy you dfx...

[strangeirish]

Some college cheerleader totty.

Some nice looking wans in the album, but some fugly wans were seen that would even make Stevie Wonder flinch!!! i.e. Wow!

[SaucyJack]

Pretty tame, but that Alizee is cute

http://www.campusbreak.com/?x=moview...eelaislabonita

[hamish]

Pretty tame, but that Alizee is cute

http://www.campusbreak.com/?x=moview...eelaislabonita

Nice one Saucy Jack...verrrrrrrry cute..........love the way she wiggles that ass. (Old Hamish smacking lips with leathery tongue.....slobber)

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/jkttx

http://www.totalsupercuties.com/tour...6c5ef3e79b46e9


(slobber, slurp, smacking lips, leer)


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/934/3arses01.jpg

http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co...t%20Corset.jpg

http://www.aquarellelingerie.com/Lil...out8416bis.jpg

http://webfantasy.info/Lingerie/Imag...ra_panties.jpg


groan, slobber etc

[SaucyJack]

Nice one Saucy Jack...verrrrrrrry cute..........love the way she wiggles that ass. (Old Hamish smacking lips with leathery tongue.....slobber)

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/jkttx

http://www.totalsupercuties.com/tour...6c5ef3e79b46e9


(slobber, slurp, smacking lips, leer)


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/934/3arses01.jpg

http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co...t%20Corset.jpg

http://www.aquarellelingerie.com/Lil...out8416bis.jpg

http://webfantasy.info/Lingerie/Imag...ra_panties.jpg


groan, slobber etc

...exactly why I posted it....that wiggling is hypnotic.

[hamish]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1871_80538710

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1871_52127372

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1869_36692641

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_63122816
Oooooooooo I hope I'm on her good boys list this Christmas

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1871_40929267

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_66732197

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_67553580

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_50188762

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_46865440

[hamish]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_28571837

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_58792989

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_93025081

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_58666924

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_58219485

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_48257635

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1870_45083641

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_47979725

[hamish]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_72532356

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....ts_1873_629290

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....1872_229839441

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....1872_230103449

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....1872_231878385

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....1872_231691675

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_50401319

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_84125107

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1873_48236311

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1875_61797737

[hamish]

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...6592&s=apparel

Had a very shiny*****

http://elenalingerie.com/shopping/Briefs/malaguenalarge

and if you ever saw him
http://seductivemoments.co.uk/shop/i...a672c722d5f185

You would even say it glows

http://www.fredericks.com/product.as...uct%5Fid=51387

All of the other reindeers

http://www.milaslingerie.com/product...roducts_id/190

Used to call him fat and gay

http://www.milaslingerie.com/product...roducts_id/352

So he produced his****

http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogu...3044?startPos=

Put 'em in the family way

http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogu...3106?startPos=

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/09...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Santa came to say

http://hifever.net/1065108926160.jpg

Rudolph with your **** so bright

http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd...-monica-01.jpg

Won't you pull my **** tonight

http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd...brandee-02.jpg

Then all the reindeers **** him

http://i.cnn.net/si/features/2001/sw...irley_1_lg.jpg

As they shouted out with glee

http://www.missionbeachgirlclothing....esize-mini.JPG

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

http://www.seattle-girls.com/images/pow.jpg

You'll GO DOWN in history

[Green Tribe]

You're on form I see, Sir!

[hamish]

I saw Mommy gobbling Santa Claus
http://jonny.uh-hosting.co.uk/images/daniela1.jpg
Underneath the tree last night.
http://s12.skins.be/pics/Kelly_Brook48-1024.jpg
She didn't see me creep
http://edrh.rhpl.richmondhill.on.ca/...tcem/HT269.jpg
down the stairs to have a peep;
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/7656/ann3xa.jpg
She thought that I was tucked
http://www.defence.gov.au/news/navyn...eerleaders.jpg
http://www.timguydesign.f2s.com/combistats/1.jpg
In my bedroom while she sucked.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN
Then, I saw Mommy humpin' Santa Claus
http://www.makeupbyjulie.com/images/...%20NATIONS.jpg
'neath his beard WITH Snowy White;***
http://members.aol.com/cari426/myhom...suit%20pic.jpg
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/swimsuit.jpg
If my Dad-dee had only seen
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/vera-dog-escaped.jpg
Mommy bonking Santa Claus last night
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/bird-on-bed.JPG



( heh, heh, snigger)

***That figures
Snow White and her dwarves
Santy and his elves
They all have to be related, I guess

[hamish]

Let It Snow!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/Girlfri...hort-dress.jpg
But I find you so delightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/girlfreind-on-bed.jpg
You ex-cite me down below
http://www.michelejaco.com/Michele%2...uit%5B2%5D.JPG
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.cathyrankin.com/img/swim/_M6T0627.jpg
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
http://www.alisonheafner.biz/images/swimsuit.jpg
Your buttons are a-popping,
http://www.cathyrankin.com/gallery_swim.html
The lights are turned way down low,
http://www.w1k.com/entries/45500/45590oUws_w.jpg
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.nathanlyle.com/randy/sue-swimsuit.jpg
The fire is burning brightly,
http://boboblogger.mu.nu/archives/swimsuit.jpg
I pre-tend you're Keir-a Knightley,
http://www.downloads.ch/files/images/swimsuit.jpg
But as long as you touch me so.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN
It will grow, It will grow, It will grow
http://www.parkerproductions.com/mod...20Swimsuit.jpg




The Cathy Rankin site takes a while to load but she's worth it, whoever she is??)

[hamish]

Special Christmas song for Queen Juliana
Especially when she attends the next Irish international

Version of.......
"Santa Claus" Is Coming To Town

You better watch out
http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/61...terCeleb_L.jpg.........WTF........in public???
You better not cry
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9460_1.jpg
Better not pout
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9470_1.jpg
I'm telling you why
http://www.jagware-posingsuits.com/N...20Swimsuit.jpg
Mincing Morro's coming to town


He's making a list,
http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10140828.jpg
And checking it twice;
http://static.abcaz.com/productimage...s-swimsuit.jpg
Gonna-know KT's naughty but nice.
http://www.modelelizabeth.com/swimsuit.jpg
Clint the poof is coming to town


He knows when KT's dreaming
http://www.evalillian.com/images/God...y-Swimsuit.jpg
With him she'd love to play
http://www.underthetop.co.uk/images/6203_big.jpg
But she'll end up frustrated
http://www.celebritytrendz.com/image...imsuit1/d8.jpg
'Cos he's ab-sol-ute-ly gay

Oh! You better watch out!
http://www.johnnyolsen.com/images/wo...wimsuit_lg.jpg
http://sunshinegirl.canoe.ca/Toronto.../99junswim.jpg
You better not bawl.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/swimsuit.jpg
Better not pout, he's not that way at all
http://www.amandabeard.net/images/Ph..._07%5B1%5D.jpg
Gay-boy Clint is coming to town.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN



RFLMAO

Oh, all right then.....just to stop her whining at me

http://ghobe.tripod.com/morrison.jpg

Need I really say any more???
Need I???????? LOL

[hamish]

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...cqueline7.html
Was a jolly happy soul,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline38.html
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline22.html
Plus exhaust-pipe for his hole



Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...stijana14.html
Made the lad-ees laugh and flirt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/libby25.html
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...eannette9.html
He'd melt in-to each skirt.



There must have been some magic
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/erin20.html
In the old knicks that they found.
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/irina15.html
For when they placed it on his hips
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marcy7.html
His liathroid danced around.



His snowgirl read these lyrics
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/kim25.html
"They're gross 'n' full of bawd"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/nicki3.html
So he shagged her five times through the night
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rachelle8.html
And she screamed, "Oh yesss, Oh Gawd"




An ice-cream he was offered
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../desiree2.html
"Are you fcukin' blind?"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/irene8.html
I've been licked and choked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/sherry1.html
Groped, felt and poked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...angelina5.html
"That's the last thing on my mind"



So, on down to the village,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rnadette7.html
With his "broomstick" - for some tea,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/lori9.html
But a cop's quick think
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/mindy9.html
But him in the clink
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/linda21.html
For gross in-decency



They chased him through the streets of town
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/april24.html
Right to the local ho
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...tabitha18.html
But she made him melt when in her pelt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...erryanne1.html
He said, "That's - a - low blow"



Poor Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../raquell1.html
Must have-been ten foot tall
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...jessica12.html
But he will-have no children
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/ryan43.html
They made just one snow-ball


Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/clare12.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...natasha17.html
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/dl27.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marie2.html
O'er the hills of snow.

I think, in all fairness, I should post the original lyrics before I destroy your Christmassy feelings altogether and forever.

You'll see that I really haven't deviated from the original lyrics, now, have I?

http://www.webfitz.com/xmas/23xmas.html

[Block G Raptor]

that Alizee is cute

Understatement of the week

[Block G Raptor]

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...cqueline7.html
Was a jolly happy soul,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline38.html
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline22.html
Plus exhaust-pipe for his hole



Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...stijana14.html
Made the lad-ees laugh and flirt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/libby25.html
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...eannette9.html
He'd melt in-to each skirt.



There must have been some magic
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/erin20.html
In the old knicks that they found.
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/irina15.html
For when they placed it on his hips
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marcy7.html
His liathroid danced around.



His snowgirl read these lyrics
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/kim25.html
"They're gross 'n' full of bawd"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/nicki3.html
So he shagged her five times through the night
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rachelle8.html
And she screamed, "Oh yesss, Oh Gawd"




An ice-cream he was offered
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../desiree2.html
"Are you fcukin' blind?"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/irene8.html
I've been licked and choked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/sherry1.html
Groped, felt and poked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...angelina5.html
"That's the last thing on my mind"



So, on down to the village,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rnadette7.html
With his "broomstick" - for some tea,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/lori9.html
But a cop's quick think
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/mindy9.html
But him in the clink
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/linda21.html
For gross in-decency



They chased him through the streets of town
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/april24.html
Right to the local ho
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...tabitha18.html
But she made him melt when in her pelt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...erryanne1.html
He said, "That's - a - low blow"



Poor Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../raquell1.html
Must have-been ten foot tall
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...jessica12.html
But he will-have no children
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/ryan43.html
They made just one snow-ball


Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/clare12.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...natasha17.html
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/dl27.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marie2.html
O'er the hills of snow.

I think, in all fairness, I should post the original lyrics before I destroy your Christmassy feelings altogether and forever.

You'll see that I really haven't deviated from the original lyrics, now, have I?

http://www.webfitz.com/xmas/23xmas.html

Especially for you your hamishness
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001386.html

[Green Tribe]

The future's bright for the Irish team, move over Clint, step forward Darren Gibson, swoon...