[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[paul_oshea]

how are ye getting on hamish. thanks for the above link i checked it out ye pup ye!!

is there any ho totty on the late late show.

[hamish]

how are ye getting on hamish. thanks for the above link i checked it out ye pup ye!!

is there any ho totty on the late late show.

When I first did that B. Spears thingy I knew there'd be a catch and when the yoke appeared it nearly gave me a heart attack. The fellow who was coach on Bend it like Beckham is on at the moment = he is in some Elvis movie and is promoting it. He has a double barelled name but I can't remember it. You know me and names.

Liam Gallagher is on later - hope Pat Kenny's bleeper isn't working!!

Any Totty I'll let ya know. Did you see my remark above about the Late Late and sheep.??

By the way, make sure KT checks out that portrait yoke above!!

By the way2, the picture you put in a few posts above of that bird was mega awesome - such firm beautiful smooth thighs - I love girls thighs so I do, even more than boobs!!!! slobber slobber tongue on the floor...

[Gerrit]

what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can

The title of the magazine "Abi opens wide" should answer that question for you - you don't trick me into dodgy talk here


Jesus Christ, I checked this topic last time yesterday and now - less than 36 hours later - there's 13 new pages ?! What are you guys doing with your life ?

[aido_b]

I feckin love reading through totty watch when im a wee bit drunk, its gas laugh!

[hamish]

I feckin love reading through totty watch when im a wee bit drunk, its gas laugh!

Lucky devil aido b, pop back to post 1156 and you'll see what I look like - that'll sober ya up!!!

[Green Tribe]

made me jump dammit!

[hamish]

made me jump dammit!

It gave me a right fright when I first played it too BUT amn't I handsome KT???

By the way, check out the awful jokes thread, I added a few awful ones. and will probably get a deserved SLAP from ya!!

[aido_b]

Lucky devil aido b, pop back to post 1156 and you'll see what I look like - that'll sober ya up!!!

aint gonna lie to ya man but my skills of eh putting a small black dot into a goal are all over the kip at the moment! sorry dude!

[hamish]

aint gonna lie to ya man but my skills of eh putting a small black dot into a goal are all over the kip at the moment! sorry dude!

No probs aido b, you're a gas man but try it when ya get the chance.

[Green Tribe]

aint gonna lie to ya man but my skills of eh putting a small black dot into a goal are all over the kip at the moment! sorry dude!

such dirty talk, we don't want to know what you're up to aido!!!!

[aido_b]

such dirty talk, we don't want to know what you're up to aido!!!!

dude aint gonna lie to ya but im no use at all these argument thingys when i have a bit o drink on me! funny story from tonight though! we were having a chip fight (yeah it happens!) on the way home from the pub tonight and I saw one of the funniest things ever happen! one of my pals threw half a quater punder at me and I ducked! the quater punder then proceeded to fly through an open window above my head! i pity whoever lives in that gaf in the morning I really do!

[hamish]

Nah, KT, he's just after a flock of pints, the lucky devil. Did ya check my awful jokes yet??

[aido_b]

Hamish lovin the jokes! feckin legend!

[hamish]

Hamish lovin the jokes! feckin legend!

Jesus, aido b, they were meant to be pi$$poor, you're a generous man. Thank you kindly, kind sir.
You never mentioned Gaby tonight?????

[Green Tribe]

dude aint gonna lie to ya but im no use at all these argument thingys when i have a bit o drink on me! funny story from tonight though! we were having a chip fight (yeah it happens!) on the way home from the pub tonight and I saw one of the funniest things ever happen! one of my pals threw half a quater punder at me and I ducked! the quater punder then proceeded to fly through an open window above my head! i pity whoever lives in that gaf in the morning I really do!

i was just being a smart arse reading between the lines

big burger in someone's toilet!

[Green Tribe]

Nah, KT, he's just after a flock of pints, the lucky devil. Did ya check my awful jokes yet??

i enjoyed the one about the guy who got a new eye, would i would i..... classs

[Green Tribe]

hamish did ya check my gossip story on slapper thread?

[hamish]

i enjoyed the one about the guy who got a new eye, would i would i..... classs

I suppose I shouldn't have mentioned it but I'm from B'sloe and hopefully getting a sort of new eye in November.

Where's Paul O'Shea right now, he's usually up and about Footieville at this hour.
Hate this time of night when I can't go to sleep even after a Zimovane. Family gone to bed and I guess I'll start lookin' at that pile of XFiles I've recorded on my Sky Plus thingy. Gillian Anderson got married again a few weeks ago, did ya know that.

How's about adding a few jokes to that section, kind KT??

[Green Tribe]

my jokes are fecking awful, if i can remember some i will....

[aido_b]

off to the leaba!really aint looking forward to the morning, watch this space for an oul sore head! big day tomorrow, FA Cup Final, Monaco GP Qualifying, Eurovision and I have to go to a hawian themed party! woo hoo!

Cheers for the company KT and Sirhamish!