hehe tis great here.ha!!!!![]()
erm ya, that would go down well babysis, go out and tap your man on the shoulder and tell him you need to get a photo of him for the totty watch.![]()
Pictures please people!!Originally Posted by Babysis
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hehe tis great here.ha!!!!![]()
erm ya, that would go down well babysis, go out and tap your man on the shoulder and tell him you need to get a photo of him for the totty watch.![]()
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
one way to make friendsOriginally Posted by paul_oshea
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Better than what I did today, getting my stilleto heel caught in the escalator at Oxford CircusWas very funny and a wee bit embarrassing, but luckilly no one was around
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Defo lack of nice fellas travelling on the tube![]()
One way of breakin the ice I suppose!! I'ver heard far worse chat up lines!!Originally Posted by paul_oshea
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Originally Posted by Eire06
yeah, but im shy![]()
ya rightOriginally Posted by Babysis
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No, I am pretty shy. I dont approach guys.Originally Posted by Eire06
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Prefer just to have a drink and a laugh and a chat in a pub.![]()
about as shy as a wild dog.but im shy![]()
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I can talk to anyone, having a chat etc. but i dont approach fellas I fancy. I am shy and defensive when it comes to that.
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YA I know what you mean was only joking anyway!!Originally Posted by Babysis
Originally Posted by Eire06
No botherIm quite happy just reporting for the totty watch thread for now anyways.
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wasn't that tennis player I posted a few pages back nice stuff ladies? Am I getting better?Originally Posted by Babysis
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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
A huge improvement. Well done. Keep it up![]()
I'm so proud of you!!Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Your getting there.. Don't like his jeans though.. but you can change that
ffs there is no pleasing sum!!!!![]()
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im proud of ye KT!! he is a looker
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Thanks! Will do!Originally Posted by Babysis
Thank you, I will tell him to take the jeans off, would that be better???I'm so proud of you!!
Your getting there.. Don't like his jeans though.. but you can change that![]()
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Christ, even Paul wants a bit of him!im proud of ye KT!! he is a looker![]()
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Talking of totty guys/gals. I swear this is true and happened to me this morning.
Was in Portiuncula, down the road, for what's called a guided nerve block. Basically, a fcuking big needle is jammed into the space to the right of yer spine in the lumbar area. It loosens ya up a bit (Babysis, Kerrs Tribe, before ya start, I meant it loosens as in better standard of walking)
Todays was a little more lethal than usual as my right leg went totally dead for ages - not a usual thing. Anyway, to the totty part.
Was wheelchaired to the outpatients by a beautiful nurse - from TYRONE, Kerrs Tribe and provided with tea, toast, biscuits by another cracker from Sligo, I think.
I was warned NOT to leave wheelchair for an hour.
Of course, dumbass Hamish decided I was ready to stand up after a half hour.
Result?
Total sideways fall towards floor.
Result?
Swift dive by THREE lovely nurses who grabbed me just before the floor broke my fall.
Sight?
Three nurses totty holding old Hamish ina kind of rugby scrum.
Next.
Great friend of mine, Peter Kelly (owns shop across from hospital and is an awful slagger) JUST HAPPENED to be passing open door to outpatients.
Quote:
"Jesus, Hamish, ya never lost it, ya dirty auld cnut!"
Nurses not impressed with him OR ME.
These things keep happening to me. I mean you couldn't in a month of Sundays contrive that scenario.
Do these things ever happen to you lot.
Wish the pain would ease a bit. Stop laughing, ya cruel things.![]()
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Last edited by hamish; 27/05/2005 at 6:19 PM.
Corrected the Down bit, sorry de Town.Originally Posted by DE TOWN
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I think it is Peggy - might have met her once. She was usually out and about when we called into Paddy's for a cuppa before heading off to games. Decent man and never let me down when I needed referees and assistants for ANY part of the country. Tell him I said that if you meet him, Sound bloke but he owes me a visit!!
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Oh yeah of course Hamish, you're leg was "numb". as was your left hand which somehow found its way onto the nurses arse! go on outta that ya legend!![]()
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
dirty ol fecker that he is!Originally Posted by aido_b
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