[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[hamish]

feck it ya can have em, just saw Rebecca Loos and Abi Titmuss in Bikinis! woooooooo!

Blast it aido b, I've been slaggin yeh all day and can't rise ya anymore. I give up!

Jesus Christ, I had a D in rise before I checked it. Whew!! D is beside s, hard to see it = fcuking blind I am.

[Green Tribe]

Quick!

Celebrity Love Island, UTV now! Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos! phwoar!

that is one seriously boring programme, boring farts they are.still cannot believe how diff abi is from her pics

[Green Tribe]

Blast it aido b, I've been slaggin yeh all day and can't rise ya anymore. I give up!

Jesus Christ, I had a D in rise before I checked it. Whew!! D is beside s, hard to see it = fcuking blind I am.

You've been riding aido all day , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes

[aido_b]

that is one seriously boring programme, boring farts they are.still cannot believe how diff abi is from her pics

ah now ya still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers! its a really crap programme though, turned over to scrubs instead! tis class!

[Green Tribe]

Okay, now I really gotta now... Who the heck is that Abi Titmuss woman ?? She's on the frontpage of every gossipy magazine, but as I only read sports-related papers I still don't have a clue who she is...

She was on the frontpage of a magazine last week with title "A.T. opens wide"... OMG, that girl needs to shave really My appetite for breakfast was over...

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can

[aido_b]

You've been riding aido all day , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes

[aido_b]

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can

dont forget she made a home porn video!

[hamish]

You've been riding aido all day , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes

Jesus KT, I'm fcuking mortified by that **** up. What with sheep, goats, nurses , misprints etc - I'm in a hole and still digging.

[Green Tribe]

dont forget she made a home porn video!

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!!

[Green Tribe]

Jesus KT, I'm fcuking mortified by that **** up. What with sheep, goats, nurses , misprints etc - I'm in a hole and still digging.

Don't worry, we know what you teachers are like!!!

[hamish]

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!!

Whaaaaaaaaat the fcuk?????????

Edit - EX teacher KT and not too bad looking when in school. Honest.

[aido_b]

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!!

go on ya good thing!

[hamish]

Now look what we've done. Poor aido b is shellshocked!!

He shoulda stuck with Gaby Roslin. She;s mine now!!

[Green Tribe]

heh heh! Goody goody, eurovision is on tomorrow- the semi-final!

[Green Tribe]

OMG! I couldn't see the 1st picture, but the 2nd, so Village people. oh YMCA!!!!!!

[hamish]

The first one was nice but Glover's website must not allow it out of there. He had a hat like Badly Drawn Boy.
Village FCUKING People???
Glover's no poof!! He doesn't look anything like Village People - more like a biker. I've scrapped it anyway since his beard is too bloody white.

I'm off to bed.

Nighty night - all Footiepersons!

[paul_oshea]

Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes

and a sight for sorea backsides!! tis great sifting through all this stuff.

[Peadar]

that is one seriously boring programme

Have you seen the Farm on Five?
It's the greatest load of rubbish ever created!
Some serious nobodies on it.

Of the blokes on Love Island, I recognise Lee Sharpe and I read that one of them is George Best's son, but who the funk are the others?

I always fancied Jayne Middlemiss but she looks wrecked on it.
Other than that, I only recognise Abi and Rebecca.
They're famous for who they've slept with.

There was a time when people were famous for their achievements.

[Éanna]

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can

She is such a total fool. Nothing worse than people who are famous for no good reason

[paul_oshea]

in fairness she epitomises and defines the word slapper but yet is still so popular, it is rather ridiculous.