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    Help HELP HELP.

    SHE'S TWO FEET FROM ME.


    CALL 999 DIAL THE POLICE.


    She's fixing my mobile and wearing a woolen HOODIE.FFS

    FRom now I'm posting nuns.


    http://www.jandrell.co.uk/images/blogger/nice_nuns.jpg

    http://www.freewebs.com/bootledebs/11.JPG


    http://stewy.50megs.com/soundof/1503wed.jpg

    http://webacc.fsd38.ab.ca/schools/Gi...ges/nun_kh.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe

    Hamish, I don't take sugar in my tea, I'm sweet enough already.....

    I'll get my coat....
    *hands GT her coat*.....

    How you doin?
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    and it's not gonna be three
    and it's not gonna be four
    it's more likely to be 5-1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d f x-
    Nothing like ikkle Bubbles can bother me, sir..

    Same kitten, different username..

    Did you get permission to use Hmmmmmmmmmmm in your post,btw...?
    She's RIGHT BESIDE me now and she's just read that.

    I can't find pin or puk code for my mobile and she's bringing it next door to see if she can contact someone done town tomorrow and sort it out.


    She'll be on to you very shortly and You're for it. Poor, poor dfx. (Dead, Filleted and X-terminated)

    BTW she is now officially a member again and not hijacking my name so stop saying I'm impersonating her.

    She's just gone out after nicking a fagarette off me and gonna email me the photos she has on her computer so that I can see if they're.........er..........presentable first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhamish
    She'll be on to you very shortly and You're for it. Poor, poor dfx. (Dead, Filleted and X-terminated)
    Blah blah blah......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe
    Welcome Bubbles, aye your uncle has been getting molested
    He's loving it!

    Hamish, I don't take sugar in my tea, I'm sweet enough already.....

    I'll get my coat...

    Welcome to Bubbles

    oh i say

    Uncle Hamish!

    I like January

    Ahem....slurp....
    Gas cartoon KT LOL

    KT those nudie blokes are like something one would find in a San Francisco gay sex parlour, I'd imagine. They are so poncy looking. Anyone looking like that just COULDN'T be straight.
    Now I'm worried about Bubbles - she giggled real loud when she saw them out here. You have her corrupted.

    BTW - at my age, I like to have a say whether a bird fondles me or not. Y'know sexual equality and all that.

    Bub-Wub just rang - checking my email address to send me her piccy samples before she posts them here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d f x-
    Blah blah blah.....
    The brave words of a doomed man. LOL

    LOL - I typed "horny nuns pictures" into Google and got this The only one.

    http://livejournal.herosfight.org/ic.../nun_horny.gif

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    Thanks GT nice pic....
    DFX You cant be getting onto my uncle!!! Im here now sort any bullies picking on poor NoNo... LOL

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles
    Have no pics on the comp only one from a ball two years ago or Halloween not the bestHa!
    I'm sure noone will know the difference................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by d f x-
    I'm sure noone will know the difference................................
    Oh you are so dead - c'mon dfx I want you to live a long healthy life.

    You're young with your whole life in front of you.

    Think of the choldren

    Will somebody think of the children LOL



    Sorry about the following Bubbles - have to honour my totty contract to post these awful pictures of ladies which, I assure you, I get NO pleasure out of it. Contract's a contract.

    http://img151.echo.cx/img151/5563/ce6ht.jpg
    Last edited by hamish; 23/11/2005 at 10:45 PM.

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    (Very last post of the last page, sir...)

    What can poor, cute Bubbley wubbley wubbley woo do Hamish..? She is powerless against me...
    The Model Club

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    it's more likely to be 5-1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d f x-
    (Very last post of the last page, sir...)

    Running for cover already I see.


    Oh, I get ya - have edited since - found it.

    Sorry about that dfx.

    http://img109.exs.cx/img109/3810/anitaayb0496.jpg
    Last edited by hamish; 23/11/2005 at 10:50 PM.

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    Bubbles - where are the 2 piccies????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Awwwwwwww isn't that cute..?

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

    *pats Bubbley Wubbley Wubbley Woo on her head*

    Such a sweetheart....
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    Liking my fine totty y'all?

    cheeky bum

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    Quote Originally Posted by d f x-
    Awwwwwwww isn't that cute..?

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

    *pats Bubbley Wubbley Wubbley Woo on her head*

    Such a sweetheart....:
    That's part of a name Bub used to throw at Shakedown to annoy him years ago.

    Oh dfx please, please don't upset her - I don't want to hear your screams of pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe
    Liking my fine totty y'all?

    cheeky bum
    Jaysus, KT, where are you getting those gay boys??

    Waiting for Bub to post the two piccies she just sent by email. Pics are blurred - I think that the pics are the outfit she wore to that Halloween party - the Lucy Lawless type one. or the Ukranian bird that won the Eurovision winner

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    Bubbles,

    How ya doing?
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhamish
    On the subject of that eye session, KT, remember about that botty puinching episode a couple of days ago??

    You won't believe this but this morning, got in realearly to avoid a long wait in the eye-specialist's waiting room. There was one lady ahead of me and she was cold and kinda shivery a bit. Great shape to her and I'd say she was around 35 to 45 but acting very girlishly, if you follow.

    I asked her would she like to swop chairs so she could sit near the heater to warm her self up and, Jesus, she started giving me her life story. (she had driven from Roscommon town and, in the foggy weather, her front window spray wouldn't work so she had to keep getting out of the car en route to clear/clean the window every few miles to see where she was going so no wonder she was cold, poor thing)

    Said she had contact lenses which she found very handy when she was dancing with her boyfriend and, I know you won't believe this, but she put her hand gently on my left thigh, leaned near to my ear and said, "Oh, we're broken up now BTW"

    Is it the sympathy vote I'm getting or do women want to keep prodding me or what???
    talk about fcukin' role reversal. In my day, WE did the touching up.

    Fcuking disgrace I say, fondling the elderly TWICE in a few days.

    Going to Bob Dylan on Saturday night KT. Any advice on how to fend off predatory women given your experience (heh heh)

    (Seriously, I'm not joking about the botty pinching or thigh touching, they really happened - has Old Hamish still got it, I wonder) You know the type of randy auld wans that go to his gigs.
    Is this a case of turning the other cheek?????????????
    AidoM

    Starting on the long pilgrimage to South Africa

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    Quote Originally Posted by sligoman
    Bubbles,

    How ya doing?
    Gone soft at the sniff of a female.....
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    Sorry about the delay.. I e-mail them to you when I came back out here Hamish.

    DTF: Dont worry about poor cute Bubbley wubbley she well able to look after herself.....

    Hello Sligoman! How are you?

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