[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

**Fair_play_boy** · 21/05/2005, 2:37 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

see my joke wasnt gotten for what it was.

i knew it was you FPB, but i just thought i might play on the fair play boy part.

btw any chance i can join yer group for the sunday tee off, and we can make it a threesome

the golf that is.

It's a bit late. Subtlety passes right over my wee head in the wee hours of the morning. Sorry 'bout that.
Regarding Sunday, I have been put firmly in my place. The sh@gger has told me bluntly that I am not invited. Something about my wedding ring bringing him bad luck.
He is some Tosser! You are welcome to join him. The girls are bank officials, two are great, and you probably wouldn't mind making a deposit with the third one either.

**paul_oshea** · 21/05/2005, 2:46 AM

id call it banking my deposit, your friend might feel a little more in "there" so he prolly thinks he has secured the deposit.

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 2:48 AM

Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy

It's a bit late. Subtlety passes right over my wee head in the wee hours of the morning. Sorry 'bout that.
Regarding Sunday, I have been put firmly in my place. The sh@gger has told me bluntly that I am not invited. Something about my wedding ring bringing him bad luck.
He is some Tosser! You are welcome to join him. The girls are bank officials, two are great, and you probably wouldn't mind making a deposit with the third one either.

Jaysus, Corky Boy is at it again with the golf birds. Tut Tut, hiss!!

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 2:56 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

id call it banking my deposit, your friend might feel a little more in "there" so he prolly thinks he has secured the deposit.

Hey POS, secret Galwayman, got a couple of Ballinasloe jokes over in the terrible jokes section.

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 2:56 AM

POS is from Roscommon

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 3:03 AM

[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]POS is from Roscommon

No he's not - see my comment and his quote at end of metal thread!!

I've added a couple more B'sloe jokes in the Terrible jokes thread - yer Italian was a cracker, by the way, top marks.

**paul_oshea** · 21/05/2005, 3:06 AM

kt as the man says, you can take the man out of roscommon, but you cant make the man anymore common.

nothing at all wrong with roscommon people.

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 3:11 AM

[QUOTE=sirhamish]

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

POS is from Roscommon

No he's not - see my comment and his quote at end of metal thread!!

I've added a couple more B'sloe jokes in the Terrible jokes thread - yer Italian was a cracker, by the way, top marks.

glad ya liked it, there was another part to it, but i forgot..

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 3:12 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

kt as the man says, you can take the man out of roscommon, but you cant make the man anymore common.

nothing at all wrong with roscommon people.

I'm sure indeed!

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 3:12 AM

I played footie in Ros.Lge and was on various Ros Lge committees and trained the county's youths team so I like Ros too, honestly, especially when Galway usually bate de $h!te out of them in the Connacht C'ship!!!

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 3:15 AM

we are destroying this totty thread

**paul_oshea** · 21/05/2005, 3:17 AM

it was welll destroyed before now, when you started putting pictures of yourself up and usinig the guys dressed in the bavarian liederhosen as an excuse

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 3:17 AM

Sorry about that, as for totty, nobody replied to my query on Cynthia Ni Murchu - awesome lady from Carlow. Goddess.
Roger Glover, rock god.

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 3:20 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

it was welll destroyed before now, when you started putting pictures of yourself up and usinig the guys dressed in the bavarian liederhosen as an excuse

sh!t , u seen that!

he was nice though!

**Green Tribe** · 21/05/2005, 3:21 AM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Sorry about that, as for totty, nobody replied to my query on Cynthia Ni Murchu - awesome lady from Carlow. Goddess.
Roger Glover, rock god.

**hamish** · 21/05/2005, 3:37 AM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Honest, I really think I lool like Roger Glover when I wear one of my bandanas, but much younger and with a much darker, more trimmed beard,

Then, sadly, I came across a picture of a well known man, in his younger days, darker haired and when he wasn't wearing glasses. Hmmm, kinda looks like me, I thought until I looked at the name beside the photo.................................Harold Shipman.

Oh sweet Jesus.

**aido_b** · 21/05/2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

pa do you knokkw this bloke? he is mad altogether, he writes off 100's of mails to loads and posts htem on the peoples site:

well worth a look in relation to the attire of certain female tennis players

here

Just saw that post now, thats one of the funniest things i've ever read! the letters are class!