if men wrote problem pages

**mouldymurphy** · 01/02/2002, 10:39 AM

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
> A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is
> only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best
> friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why
> not
> get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still
> apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
> If
> you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a
> nice
> meal while you think about it.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
>
> A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
> skin. Interestingly, men know this.
>
> His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless.
> This
> shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it
> twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
>
> A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The
> Man
> is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out
> chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more
> peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
> relationship
> better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to
> clean
> the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns
> to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and
> your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal for
> him
>
>
>
> Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>
> A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
> it,
> do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
> videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
> birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and
> cook
> him a delicious meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
>
> A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
> training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
> should
> be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
> foreplay.
> What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He
> should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
> Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
> cooking
> him a nice meal.
>
>
>
>
>
> Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
> without
> giving me one.
> A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten To cook
> him a nice meal.

**pete** · 01/02/2002, 1:20 PM

The censor must be on his day off.

**dahamsta** · 02/02/2002, 2:26 PM

No censorship in here unless it's totally over the top. Besides, it's funny. I wish people would make an effort to tidy up the jokes before posting though, it's a pain the hole reading 'em when they've been mangled by email a hundred times. Perhaps I should make that a rule.

adam