For all you arts students out there....

[Pauro 76]

ARTSLIFE

Laziness is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as ....
Artslife!
A morning lecture can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is
known as ... Artslife!
John's got too little work, he gets intimidated by the dirty engineers, they
love a bit of it Artslife!
Who's that idiot working, you should cut down on your science life mate, get
back to bed!

Allllllllll my lectures
My two-oo lectures
And I some-times go to them
Go to them in my Artslife!

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the
cleaner...
Artslife!
I put my trousers on, ave a cup of tea, and I think about leaving me bed...
Artslife!
I play pool, I sometimes play Daytona too, it gives me a sense of enormous
wellbeing...
Artslife!
And then I'm appy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that there will
always be another grant cheque devoted to me...

Alllllllll my lectures
My two-oo lectures
And I some-times go to them
Go to them in my Artslife!

It's got nothing to do with your 9 o'clock lectures you know
And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on.....

Alllllllll my lectures
My two-oo lectures
And I some-times go to them
Go to them in my ARTSLIFE!

[James]

OMG...how true is that
bloody students