QuoteHave you got many women to support your new Manifesto?
Ok folks, we've got the "New Man" who isn't afraid to look after himself and is more in tune with the needs of women. He can cook and can shop for clothes without his mum.
Now it's time for the "New Woman" to make an appearance.
Women have messed themselves up so much in their attempts for equality that they've lost many of the attributes which made women great.
It's no secret that the general breakdown of many social structures is due in no small part to the demolition of the basic family unit by working mothers.
Isn't it time that we made it possible for women to raise their family without being forced to work as well!?
What we have now is "career women" who go to work, eat a yoghurt at their desks for lunch, cry in the ladies because they're under so much pressure, go to the pub after work and down a lash of pints then go home and have a microwave meal. Off to bed and the cycle continues.
They watch American crap on TV about women who can't keep hold of a man for 5 minutes and think that's the way life is.
They can't find a man themselves so they say there are no decent guys left.
Off to Speed Dating and this view is reinforced by the desperados they meet.
Women need to get back to being women.
Stop drinking pints of beer, that's what makes your hips fat.
Learn how to cook; fresh food is far better than sodium laced ready meals.
Take pride in your ability to have children because it's something that men can't do. That's what makes you better than us. Having a child is not destroying your career; it's your ticket to a better quality of life away from the rat race.
It's time for change!
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Have you got many women to support your new Manifesto?
If me and partner have children its my ambition to be a house husband. I hate working for other people, especially those with the man management skills of a guerkin.
I'd love that as well.Originally Posted by eoinh
It would be great if there were a few guys in the same situation because then you could go out and talk football and stuff while the kids chase pigeons around the park.
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I was a house bitch for a year in the states.
Girlfriend was sent on assignment with work, so I packed in my job and tagged along. the company paid for us to go, paid for car, accomodation, bills etc.etc
Best year ever.
A few lads in the same boat as me used to get together, play ball and golf, have a few early beers etc.etc.
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A few lads in the same boat as me used to get together, play ball and golf, have a few early beers etc.etc.
Eyes welling up
Women just didn't know how good they had it.
They wanted to work like men thinking we had a great life in the office everyday. They turned up wearing short skirts with their shirts unbuttoned and then brought sexual harassment cases against men for looking at them!
Maybe you guys have found a better solution.
Let women do the work while we stay home.
I'm going to invent a golf cart that has a seat for the baby.
This has endless possibilities!
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Where exactly are you getting your information from??
Firstly - Not all women "watch American crap on TV about women who can't keep hold of a man for 5 minutes and think that's the way life is" because funnily enough some of us do have the ability to make up our own minds.
Secondly - Learn to cook!! Again, its down to choice and to be honest its convenient to sometimes choose ready made meals. And to be fair, its none of your business what women eat.
And thirdly - "Stop drinking pints of beer, that's what makes your hips fat".
What?? so we should worry about our hips while blokes sit there sculling pints and adding to their beer bellies?? go way and cop yourself on. your not doing yourself any favours
ps. pat o and Sylvo you can chalk that up as my first rant.
Obviously there are exceptions to every rule.
In the same way that some women post on football forums.
That wouldn't be true for the majority of women.
I wish that were true but all you hear from women is about what diet they're on. If it's none of our business, don't bend our ears over it.
I'm talking about when women are moaning about how big their bum is or hips are while they slug pints of beer.
I never said that I wanted women to have "perfect" bodies.
This was about attitudes.
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It does help though.
"Must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing."
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Oh is that the sound of back tracking I hear?????
Maybe if you made your points clear you wouldn't have to be explaining yourself, although to be honest your explanations still smack of being chauvenistic and extremely stereotypical.
I know alot of women that like football, and as far as Im concerned the more the merrier.
Women do drink beer, and dont give a rats a*se about the size of their hips etc as they are probably out to get drunk/have a laugh/enjoy a pint
Maybe you need to stop talking to women if your topics of conversation consist of : their diets, the size of their a*se and how they cant keep a man!!! Just an idea like!
I've changed my agenda slightly in that I think the way forward is for women to work while men stay at home.
It's simpler that way because it means less grief!
Just wait and see though, before long you'll have womens lobby groups demanding the right for women to stay at home because men have it too easy and they want equality.
Babysis, this isn't an attack on women, it's a lighthearted dig.
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As far as im concerned we asked for equal rights, and thats how it should be. i cant stand women who pigeon-hole themselves as feminist and demand one thing, then another to suit their agenda. its straight forward, let me do what I want and im happy. Im sure even you "new men" can work out thats what most women want
Mine too, although I doubt I'd get away with it (maybe both of us job sharing on alternate weeks?).
Anyone been watching Who Rules The Roost on BBC3? Most of them (that I've seen) end up with both parents wanting to stay at home with the kids after the two weeks....
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
That's a very sensible attitude for a woman. Please see a doctor immediately.
adam
Slightly OT but its about female social engineering....
My nearly three year old daughter declared to the world that "...girls can't go to matches, only boys". Needless to say my better half hit the roof about this and I now find myself with the job of taking her to all sorts of sporting events to try to dislodge this stereotype. "How bad!" you may say. I have just been ordered to put down the drill and the paintbrush and go watch sport (the telly doesn't count). However, what am I supposed to do on a Friday night when the footie season starts up? No more fly pints before the match. No more pints after the match. No more kebabs on the way home. Why doesn't CCFC have a creche?
don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis......
It does. It's called "The Shed". Heh.
I think he meant a "supervised creche."
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part of the reason i got in to football was the drinking culture before and after the game!! but then im sure that leads back to the whole debate about girls not drinking pints doesnt it
Thats right. Laugh at my pain. If you were in touch with your feminine side you would cry for me but no....I think he meant a "supervised creche."
don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis......
part of the reason i got in to football was the drinking culture before and after the game!! but then im sure that leads back to the whole debate about girls not drinking pints doesnt it
don't see a problem with thast babysis,
i also think girls should be allowed eat yorkie's
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