61 Things Dubs Love

[carrickharp]

61 Things Dubs Love

1 Aslan
2 Heroin (See 1)
3 Stealin'
4 Joy-ridin'
5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
6 Shamrock Rovers
7 Social welfare
8 Keyin' Cars
9 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, > > > > Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't ble_din' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Liverpool
38 Saying, "That's not my ble-din' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls) bling bling
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a batter burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'w@n-ker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 P-ing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

[Dublin12]

Well,I scanned your list and I can't seem to see anything that I love there
Can I add :WEEKENDS,reason being all the country types clear off with their washing for the ma to do,leaving the city to us Dubs

[carrickharp]

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

[strangeirish]

Ah Janey Mack, sure don't we loike a batter boorger and chips now and an agin whih some TK red lemonade. (confused country Dub)

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Just as a matter of interest does anyone know if there's a list of 61 things that Dublin 4 people like?

[sylvo]

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

Not from the countryside meself, but I can personally relate to numbers, 8-17-23-41-42-61.

[Éanna]

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list

[A face]

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list

Edge of the fupping seat .... this should be good !!

[max power]

Just as a matter of interest does anyone know if there's a list of 61 things that Dublin 4 people like?

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate

work out the rest urself.

[CollegeTillIDie]

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate

work out the rest urself.

4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
Can anyone else think of anything?

[Superhoops]

4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
Can anyone else think of anything?

16. weekend house in Brittas Bay
17. doing lunch
18. Leopardstown Races
19. skiing holidays
20. golf at the K-Club

[A face]

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate
4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
16. weekend house in Brittas Bay
17. doing lunch
18. Leopardstown Races
19. skiing holidays
20. golf at the K-Club
21. Tarquin making the hockey team
22. Gurvin making the rowing team
23. National Gala Lunchtime Symphony Orchestra
24. Dinner Jackets
25. Mummsie mashed on Prozac in the afternoon

[drinkfeckarse]

Dav, translate that for me when you get a second will ya!!

[Hibs4Ever]

Quote
6. Shamrock Rovers



HELL NO

[Babysis]

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

I don't know about anything else, but that list and particularly number 41 brought to mind one person................Mr Pat O'Banton!! Yeeeeeoooooo!

[Dublin12]

What about coming up the smoke on dec 8th to to a bit of decent crimbo shopping

[drummerboy]

And who said Ireland was a classless society

[joey B]

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list

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[Hibs4Ever]

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[patsh]

61 excellent choices there, joey B