I think that anyone not born in Ireland to at least one Irish parent is not Irish!
Anyone seeking the privilege of being Irish should have to pay a nominal fee of €10,000 or more. In return for this you’d get a certificate of your Irishness, a chip from the Blarney stone, a Glasgow Celtic FC football shirt and vouchers for two complimentary pints of Guinness.
I’m off to Bertie now with this idea and when I offer him a small cut for himself I’ve no doubt my little venture will be up and running in no time.
I could be offering franchise rights in Q4 of this year.
Watch this space!![]()
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