Feed the Dubs-let them know its Xmas time!

**Dublin12** · 22/12/2004, 12:40 PM

Give it a rest will ya brains

**Slash/ED** · 22/12/2004, 12:41 PM

They're not bad...For Corkies like...

**YoungHoop** · 22/12/2004, 12:41 PM

You like mine??? i put a lot of time and effort in to writing that

**Dublin12** · 22/12/2004, 12:46 PM

Yeah,it's ok,you're no Pam Ayers though

**Slash/ED** · 22/12/2004, 12:50 PM

One for Bohs...

It's Christmas time; there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we've won our trophys and we banished Cork

And in our world of European runs we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time

But say a prayer to pray for the other ones
At Christmas time
It's hard, but when you're winning leagues
There's a world just down Richmond Road
And it's a world of mid table mediocrity
Where the only european trip is the bitter sting of Tallin

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank Ollie it's them instead of Shels

And there won't be Crowe in Dalymount this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Domic Foley
Oh, where nothing ever grows, no goals or winners flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at Bohs?

Thanks for Crowe, raise a glass for Bobby Ryan,
Thanks for Hawkins, underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at Bohs?

Feeder club
Feeder club

Feeder club
Let them know it's inter toto time again
Feed the world
Let them know it's inter toto time again

**drinkfeckarse** · 22/12/2004, 12:59 PM

Not bad Slash

**Dublin12** · 22/12/2004, 1:05 PM

yeah..not bad slash

**joeSoap** · 22/12/2004, 1:06 PM

Originally Posted by patsh

Sure you could say that about jibes at Pat Dolan or Incichore, but just for you Joe, I've edited my contribution....Happy Christmas....

Thank you, patsh....now I'll give you 10/10. Happy Christmas..

**Colm** · 22/12/2004, 1:34 PM

Originally Posted by Slash/ED

One for Bohs...

It's Christmas time; there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we've won our trophys and we banished Cork

And in our world of European runs we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time

But say a prayer to pray for the other ones
At Christmas time
It's hard, but when you're winning leagues
There's a world just down Richmond Road
And it's a world of mid table mediocrity
Where the only european trip is the bitter sting of Tallin

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank Ollie it's them instead of Shels

And there won't be Crowe in Dalymount this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Domic Foley
Oh, where nothing ever grows, no goals or winners flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at Bohs?

Thanks for Crowe, raise a glass for Bobby Ryan,
Thanks for Hawkins, underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at Bohs?

Feeder club
Feeder club

Feeder club
Let them know it's inter toto time again
Feed the world
Let them know it's inter toto time again

Very good!
The "Feeder club" line is hilarious in fairness!

**dcfcsteve** · 22/12/2004, 2:14 PM

DUBLIN CITY REMIX

It's Christmastime, and there's no need to give back the Merc
At Christmastime, he left the Dubs at the first sign of work.

And with their fan-base of twenty, most of whom are only boys,
Ronan Seery will throw a fit, this Christmastime

But don’t stop there, for Rod’s not the only one,
Blame the English players, the Hoops, and even the Irish Sun

Oooh – there’s a world outside the Premier,
And it’s a world of dread and fear

Where the crowds are barely flowing
Sponsors all reduced to tears,

And the whistle sounds that blow there, are the baillifs and their crew
Well tonight thank god it’s them, instead of you…..!

No there won’t be fans in Tolka Park this Christmastime
The First Division’s like bein' sent-down for life

Where no fans ever go,
Just teams from Ramblers, Mons and Sligo

Do they know it's Administration time at all ?

Here's to you – Raise some funds from anyone,

Here's to them – underneath old Seery’s thumb,

Do they know it’s Administration time at all…….?

HAVE A TOLKA PARK ONE TO FOLLOW AS WELL...

**Pablo** · 22/12/2004, 2:22 PM

how productive i am when p!ssed ha ha

**dcfcsteve** · 22/12/2004, 2:26 PM

TOLKA PARK REMIX

It's Christmastime, and there's no need to lock the gates,
For all year long, we let in anyone that we can persuade.

And in a town of millions, you’d think it was some sort of crime,
Non-one wants to got to Tolka, at anytime

But say a prayer, pray for the other clubs,
That they don’t, all end up, like Shels or the Duuubs

Oooh – there’s a world outside Drumcondra,
And it’s a world of pride and cheer

Where the crowds are regularly flowing
And the chants ring in your ears

And the turnstile gates they swing there, more than you count on fingers and toes

Down at Cork, Pats, Derry, Longford, Harps – and even Bohhhhhs

No there won’t be fans in Tolka Park this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is floods

The stands are never packed
It’s just Ollie sellin’ cheap fags

Do they know it's a football ground at all ?

Here's to you - Ten free tickets for your local school,

Here's to them - 50 more to bring all their friends.

Do they know it’s a football ground at all ?

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground, this

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground this…..

**Pablo** · 22/12/2004, 2:27 PM

Originally Posted by dcfcsteve

TOLKA PARK REMIX

It's Christmastime, and there's no need to lock the gates,
For all year long, we let in anyone that we can persuade.

And in a town of millions, you’d think it was some sort of crime,
Non-one wants to got to Tolka, at anytime

But say a prayer, pray for the other clubs,
That they don’t, all end up, like Shels or the Duuubs

Oooh – there’s a world outside Drumcondra,
And it’s a world of pride and cheer

Where the crowds are regularly flowing
And the chants ring in your ears

And the turnstile gates they swing there, more than you count on fingers and toes

Down at Cork, Pats, Derry, Longford, Harps – and even Bohhhhhs

No there won’t be fans in Tolka Park this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is floods

The stands are never packed
It’s just Ollie sellin’ cheap fags

Do they know it's a football ground at all ?

Here's to you - Ten free tickets for your local school,

Here's to them - 50 more to bring all their friends.

Do they know it’s a football ground at all ?

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground, this

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground this…..

supurb!

**KR's Post** · 22/12/2004, 3:21 PM

Originally Posted by YOUNGHOOP

I love you really, im a bray fan wanna be dont forget

Good little song though. Hate them Dublin City lads......

**Colm** · 22/12/2004, 3:32 PM

Originally Posted by dcfcsteve

TOLKA PARK REMIX

It's Christmastime, and there's no need to lock the gates,
For all year long, we let in anyone that we can persuade.

And in a town of millions, you’d think it was some sort of crime,
Non-one wants to got to Tolka, at anytime

But say a prayer, pray for the other clubs,
That they don’t, all end up, like Shels or the Duuubs

Oooh – there’s a world outside Drumcondra,
And it’s a world of pride and cheer

Where the crowds are regularly flowing
And the chants ring in your ears

And the turnstile gates they swing there, more than you count on fingers and toes

Down at Cork, Pats, Derry, Longford, Harps – and even Bohhhhhs

No there won’t be fans in Tolka Park this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is floods

The stands are never packed
It’s just Ollie sellin’ cheap fags

Do they know it's a football ground at all ?

Here's to you - Ten free tickets for your local school,

Here's to them - 50 more to bring all their friends.

Do they know it’s a football ground at all ?

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground, this

Fill the stands – let them know it’s a football ground this…..

Brilliant!

That's definately the best so far closely followed by your Dublin City remix. You're a songwriting genius dcfcsteve!