QuoteAre you sure she wasn't screaming in english and trying to show you what to do?Originally Posted by inexile
show us yer thrupenny bits love ha haVery true!
Alwight Darling!
Are you sure she wasn't screaming in english and trying to show you what to do?
don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis......
im sure that would be funny if that had some meaning in english
See, see, see! Get it now?
nice one student for the life of me i hadnt a clue what he was talking about
maybe she was saying that cos i did have her tied up and blindfolded!!!
I'm wishing I didn't explain that to you now.nice one student for the life of me i hadnt a clue what he was talking about
maybe she was saying that cos i did have her tied up and blindfolded!!!
just a quick joke stop me if you have heard it
whats the mating call of an owl?? woo woo
whats the mating call of a cuckoo? cuckoo cuckoo
whats the mating call of a blackbird? go on leroy give it to me up the ar5e
Forget London Pauro, just head off to a night out in Essex and tell them you've just been signed by Spurs or wist ammmm utd and you drive a sports car, also ask them have they just come back from holiday due to that nice suntan, ( which does'nt look at all like they've spent all day on a sunbed) and you'll be fine hoss.
Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.
Spoke to him last night. He says he made the whole thing up.
Obviously, after promising not to tell a soul, I've done the decent thing and put the details on a message board.
Tea. Corduroy. Space Travel.
yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?
thats dublin woman, western brits!!
come down the country and you get real women
I don't see anything wrong with that Anto. You need to copy them. If you cant beat them, join them. You haven't even seen what its like in Club 92.
"Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo
okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site
Far away hills are greener and all that!
No one is asking you to put up with it - If you want your bit, no strings attached and all, PAY FOR IT!!
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?
what is it with longford women and telling fellas to go and pay for it
ur the second one i've heard say that in a week.
but in relation in to the first post.....what a sad sad topic.
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
Depends -
Ask Xlex
Hes a prime example of my type!!
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
depends on what if the normal joe is a pretty boy? or if the pretty boy is a normal joe?
okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site
Its no wonder parents worry about there daughters when they go on a nightout..
Yep yep yep, couldnt have put it better myself! Cant win though, if i tried the whole 25 colour highlight, spiky gravity defying, wearing trendy dude type ****, id (1) be laughed out of Longford for being a pretentious tw@t or (2) look completely ridiculous or (3) feck it man, if you cant beat them join them. Heading down Peter Marks or whatever the London equivalent of that is.... im being reborn! ah sure feck it, they can love as i am or not at all!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
"Pretty boy" so.....Depends -
Ask Xlex
Hes a prime example of my type!!
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
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