10 reasons Pats want to beat Shels and give us the title

**hulltillidie** · 17/11/2004, 4:35 PM

Posted by wws on St. Pat's message board

In order to keep this frenzy of hate goin til friday lets start a list of all the reasons here

1. Ollie Byrne - Convicted cigarette thief - in any other country on earth that would be enough to keep you out of the board of any respectable football club. Not here though.

2. Jason Byrne. Failed his junior cert, wife works in MCdonalds and he looks like a fork lift driver.

3. 2001. Registration season - just drop dead shellbourne!

4. 60 shelbourne muppets. Their fans. Nuff said.

5. that annoying Indian chant.

6. Jamie Harris

7. Crawford, Geoghegan, Fenlon, Bakers - all runts. Most of them had TB
at some stage or other

8. Ollie Byrne

9. Got knocked out by Hibernians of MALTA.

10. Managed to get knocked out of 4 competitions this season - if they throw the league away on Friday thats a clean sweep, the grand slam of failure!!!!!!!!!!

**James** · 17/11/2004, 4:45 PM

Originally Posted by hulltillidie

Posted by wws on St. Pat's message board
10. Managed to get knocked out of 4 competitions this season - if they throw the league away on Friday thats a clean sweep, the grand slam of failure!!!!!!!!!!

my fav
LOSER CLUB
BOTTLER CLUB
THUGS
SHELS

**Éanna** · 17/11/2004, 4:47 PM

may I suggest we add ollie cahill, owen heary and that cave dweller rogers to the list. oh, and steve williams cos of his great save in tolka

**Colm** · 17/11/2004, 4:50 PM

Originally Posted by Éanna

that cave dweller rogers

I've never seen such an accurate description of anyone in all my life!

thecorner · 17/11/2004, 4:52 PM

only 1 reason for me

1. cos they are shels

**ccfcman** · 17/11/2004, 5:49 PM

'Cos they're Shels

Damn right thecorner

**leesider** · 17/11/2004, 5:54 PM

Originally Posted by hulltillidie

Posted by wws on St. Pat's message board

10. Managed to get knocked out of 4 competitions this season - if they throw the league away on Friday thats a clean sweep, the grand slam of failure!!!!!!!!!!

Remember the year we won the cup and everyone singing "F*** all, ye're going to win f*** all................"

would be brilliant if that turned out to be true again this year.

**Hecko** · 19/11/2004, 10:55 AM

Just saw on eleven-a-side that Osam is retiring after tonight. He (really!!) isn't fit but is expected to come on for the last few minutes.

Ozo is a true LoI Legend and what odds he comes on to a huge roar from the Shedend Invincibles to rub salt into the wounds for $hels. Would be only fitting to celebrate his last game with a win...

CMON the PAT-RICKS!!!!