Baz :look at garto
John : whats he at now
Baz : ah he's at it again with the silverware and this time its a threesome![]()
John:Oh you smelly ******* Baz
Baz:Ah come on, it's not that bad,(he smells himself) oh rite it is![]()
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Baz :look at garto
John : whats he at now
Baz : ah he's at it again with the silverware and this time its a threesome![]()
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
Originally Posted by max power
Best one so far!!
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Baz: Do you like my hair?
John: Id prefer if it was spiked at the back.
Baz: Im thinking of growing my barnet and spiking it like that.
John: Id recommend you use V05 Putty.
Baz: Might get some off Dillo form foot.ie
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"Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo
does my bum look big in this???
"If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better." Johan Cruyff
$Leon$ in the lead for me..Originally Posted by $Leon$
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Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
Max's one about the threesome does it for me.
"Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo
It's definitely up there alright..some very good ones so far, keep them coming those more witty than I..
Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
John:What kinda stretch is that?
Baz:I saw shane robinson doing it before the match in Flancare
John:And why do you need me?
Baz Dont know,but i saw grant standing behind robinson and i want to make sure i do it right.Now come closer
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
Baz Quick john light a match
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
Max's one is definitely the best so far. $Leon$'s isn't bad either though.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Ah but Max can't win his own competition though..Much as he could do with some clothes shopping with Roddy..
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Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
na sick of penneysOriginally Posted by Longfordian
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Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
john : baz
baz : yeah what
John : the string of ur tampon is hanging out![]()
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
John: Did ya hear Rico last night?
Baz: Rico can kiss this big blue arse
Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
Baz: Are you up for a curry after the game?![]()
Baz: Give it some my son, tonite go it.
John: (Aside Soliloquoy) I shall never watch postman pat alone or with a straight face again![]()
Johnny; "Any chance of a piggyback Baz?"
Baz; "Fck off JohnBoy we've been carryin you all year sham"
John: All the girls laugh at me Barry, they say my shorts look like a skirt on me
Baz: See john, you need a nice perky ass like mine to fill em
Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
john : can u hear me baz
Baz : eh Yeah, look at the size of my ears
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
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