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    Who was the drunkenest b@llo@cks last night?

    My nomination is Pat O Banton for his 5 star performance in Troyes last night. Myself, Sylvo and GSpain not far behind. Anyone got any other noninations?
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    I had a glass of fizzy water last night while watching QI. Oh how i laughed. Mad it was, mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopez
    My nomination is Pat O Banton for his 5 star performance in Troyes last night. Myself, Sylvo and GSpain not far behind. Anyone got any other noninations?
    I would just like to thank a few people for helping me get this award. My Mum and Dad; for being Irish and so giving me a reason to go the Troyes, Sylvo, his quare one, Gspain, and the good Senor for getting me drunk then back to the hotel as well and most of all the bar staff without whom none of this would have been possible.
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    I would just like to thank a few people for helping me get this award. My Mum and Dad; for being Irish and so giving me a reason to go the Troyes, Sylvo, his quare one, Gspain, and the good Senor for getting me drunk then back to the hotel as well and most of all the bar staff without whom none of this would have been possible.


    not since gwyneth paltrows oscar acceptance speech have i heard such sincere words spoken.

    congratulations once again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    I would just like to thank a few people for helping me get this award. My Mum and Dad; for being Irish and so giving me a reason to go the Troyes, Sylvo, his quare one, Gspain, and the good Senor for getting me drunk then back to the hotel as well and most of all the bar staff without whom none of this would have been possible.

    you wear a credit to the nation

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    Quote Originally Posted by the 12 th man
    not since gwyneth paltrows oscar acceptance speech have i heard such sincere words spoken.

    congratulations once again
    Why thank you Fr. having my name read out for decent reason is indeed a rare honour
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the 12 th man
    not since gwyneth paltrows oscar acceptance speech have i heard such sincere words spoken.

    congratulations once again

    The eejit got so locked he thought when he seen the euro's going over the bar that he was back in a pub in Ireland and spent half friday night going outside for a smoke.
    Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davros
    For Sat.,can I nominate your 'beté noir' & his sidekick ...... though a decent member of the K*ane clan was closing fast on the rails.....
    Pat you were in top form especially your impression of a Kentucky Horse Auctioneer, but 'Uncle K**ne' put in a blinding performance that seemed to spread over three days. Like you he was incomprehensible but unlike you there was a good chance that he would miss the game. His bear - hugging, growling noises in that Oirish Pub by the Bastille are one of the highlights of the trip.

    My nomination for the award handed out for 'Almost causing a diplomatic incident' - more commonly known as a 'Davros' - has to be the 'Family' - aka the Finsbury Park Suicide Bombers - who happened to be on the same plane as me. At Luton they bid fair well to two of their posse who were on their way to Dublin with screams of 'Tiochfaid ar la', to which one Mister Bedfordshire Poleeeeeceman nearly choked on his coffee in the area by Burger King.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lopez
    'Uncle K**ne' put in a blinding performance that seemed to spread over three days. Like you he was incomprehensible but unlike you there was a good chance that he would miss the game. His bear - hugging, growling noises in that Oirish Pub by the Bastille are one of the highlights of the trip.
    Try telling that to my missus. One mention of Pat Keane ("Keane Kong", anyone? ) and she's off to cower in the corner of the cupboard under the stairs.

    Like I said to you at the time, he's a man you'd always want on your side...

    PP
    Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
    Try telling that to my missus. One mention of Pat Keane ("Keane Kong", anyone? ) and she's off to cower in the corner of the cupboard under the stairs.

    Like I said to you at the time, he's a man you'd always want on your side...

    PP
    How's Mrs PP's ribs now? Believe that even the pints of anistetic weren't stopping the feeling of broken bones from bear hugs .

    Lopez you'll be pleased to know I was selling cattle on Sunday night in the Pins but that's me retired for a while, (well maybe a brief come back tomorrow for the Faroes game will be in order.)
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    Why thank you Fr. having my name read out for decent reason is indeed a rare honour

    You should be made the minister for foreign affair's after yer meet and greet the local's in France performance.
    Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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