Fair point about the quotes you picked, but in terms of sentiment, I believe he has a point about Trap's reign.
The sub headline was the highlight and was absolutely right, but WTF was half the rest of it about? Was he trying to show off to his old English teacher or something?
"An eerie sense of ethereal stasis envelops its being"
"For all the vituperative invective shot across Robbie Keane's tattooed bows"
"It would be particularly difficult to find a more tedious triptych of plodders on the European international scene"
"A modern nation schooled on the breathless anticipation and boundless courage of coaches and players in other codes should sniff indifferently at the international team"
And here was me thinking that Declan Kidney was derided for being negative and that rugby was struggling to recruit volunteers at local level.
This last point was an insult to the many hard working coaches and participants of grass roots and other levels of Irish football.
We are dull and unadventurous under Trap and many of us fear it will be our downfall. Irish fans are more interested in glamorous UK teams. The rest was just his latest dig at Irish football. Maybe it's just me, but I think he looks down on Keane for being a Tallaght kid rather than being from some leafy suburb and private school. Not just on the basis of this comment but when everything he writes about him is taken into account.
Last edited by Stuttgart88; 04/09/2013 at 7:11 AM.
Fair point about the quotes you picked, but in terms of sentiment, I believe he has a point about Trap's reign.
Which is pretty much what I said!
ArdeeBhoy has been stating Kelly's key point far more directly all along (even allowing for superfluous punctualtion, italics and emoticons!). We're boring, unadventurous and hard to watch unless you're a loyal fan. It will cost us.
Another criticism: I think Kelly is actually wrong about Sweden and Austria being plodders. If they're plodders then who isn't apart from 6 or 7 elite countries in Europe? And the stuff about courageous heroes in other codes in a modern country…holy God as Miley would say.
I've said this umpteen times here before: if you have such a loathing of Irish football don't write about it. Kelly probably had a quick toss after re-reading his article. Flamboyant wordsmithery and a dig at football at the expense of his favoured sports and another dig at Keane's working class roots. David Kelly, you're no Con Houlihan. F off.
Last edited by Stuttgart88; 04/09/2013 at 8:49 AM.
Is anyone else getting fed up with the constant talk of satisfaction if we get 4 points? 4 points means its not in our own hands, as we are not going to beat Germany, and sweden still have Germany at home.
We need 6 points its clear and simple. This talk of 4 points could see us end up getting 2 points, where we arent capable of beating Austria away and settle for a draw with Sweden. Its very worrying. If the whole team have this in the back of the mind when we hit the 80 min mark there wont be that urgency to press on for the win. Its also smacks of lack of confidence or belief in our capability in getting the 2 wins.
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cant understand how what journalists write and say gets so much coverage here. their views are no more worthy than anyone else and most of them have agendas anyway so its hard to believe that even they themselves truly believe what they write.
I'd be happy with 4 points though. Seriously.
And I am aware of the consequences for the group. It's just that I fear we won't even get 4 points and 4 points keeps us in it until October's games and probably lands a telling blow against a rival. I think the correct objective to state is "minimum 4 points".
Wearisome article alright. Only gets succinct in the last couple of lines when it's pointed out that an Ireland team sent out to win on friday would quite possibly do so. Not that I expect that to happen.
Dunno what the bookies are saying but another 0-0 (or 1-1) on Friday is probably what we're looking at, thereafter I'd say a Swedish win the next most likely.
ABs call of a couple of nil nils in these games is the most likely outcome - as much use to us as a motorbikes ashtray as that'd be. Hoping Germany put away Austria too.
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
That's one of the article's three actual football points, along with obvious-as-day assertions like 'Trapattoni iz conservative!' and 'Keane is, begrudgingly, our only goalscorer'.
Call me old-fashioned but I like football writers to actually talk about football. No actual analysis from Kelly, just banal observations combined with thesaurus vomit snark.
Agreed.
Good point POS. We need wins. Four points is the minimum but, no matter what, we have to win on Friday. Our chances of getting a win under-the-gun in Austria, after just a point at home, would be negligible. Beat the Swedes and look to capitalise in Vienna.
Ou-est le Centre George Pompidou?
We need to be going in with the mentality of 6 points. We can and should beat Sweden and I don't believe Austria for one moment are a better side than us. The three of us are around equal level. Sweden and Austria have world class players which we don't, but we have the better team of players in my opinion. I just think that whatever about the Swedish game, we will not chase the Austrians and Trap would probably settle for 2 points if given the option now, rather than chase the games and go for 4/6 points. He would probably point to the Swedes going to Kazakhstan or Austria playing the Germans as games where we can gain points. The problem is our goal difference is awful and if the Swedes beat Kazakhstan and Austria, we are in the doghouse.
My hope is that Germany tonk Austria and there are a few yellows or a red for Austria which is very conceivable. Sweden may struggle in Kazakhstan so I wouldn't say they are a certainty to win there by any means.
Anyhow my predictions:
Ireland 1 Sweden 1 (an awful game where Ireland start brightly and get an early goal. Sweden equalise, but are also very poor. The boos ring out around the Aviva).
Austria 0 Ireland 0 (Ireland play much better and are the better team. Long misses a late chance.The fans feel slightly deflated as they are left with the usual problem of looking at how other teams do.)
Germany 1 Ireland 0 (Ireland are dogged and tough to break down. The Germans really struggle, but get a goal in the 65th minute through Ozil. The Germans applaud a very brave Irish team off the park, as they get their world cup party in full swing).
Ireland 2 Kazakhstan 0 (Ireland need goals to sort out the goal difference, as they keep an eye on other games. Two goals before half-time and the Aviva is in good form. Unfortunately, no 2nd half goals come).
Ya but thats missing my point. Talking of 4 points, will breed a sense of acceptance mentality that we can always look to the next game and/or harbour quite satisfaction that we can do the job further down the line. I dont think we can, I think this attitude could catch us out.
I will be happy with 4, but I don't think its the right approach to take for these two games. I worry that it could hinder us in actually getting those 4, but moreso from actually getting the full 6.
Last edited by paul_oshea; 04/09/2013 at 10:27 AM.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Ya, I wasnt on about you, I was on about Stutts.
Ya I think all they should be thinking about is Sweden is a play-off game for the world cup, if we don't win we are gone.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
i think most of the reasonable posts here generate far better informed debate than the usual stuff most of the Irish football writers come up with. there is nothing debate generating by writing what we've all heard a 100 times before. I think some fans like to point to these predictable articles and say "there you go, the great dave kelly (or whoever) says the same thing so I must be right"
Yeah Stutts, enough of that loser's mentality and take a leaf out of Paul's abundant positivity which he exudes with every breadth
In the past we have done okay under pressure with Trap.
The 3 points is an obvious target, there will be no settling for a draw should the score be even in the 2nd half, hoping for an escape in Austria.
A likely draw will come from not converting enough of our chances and then not holding on to a lead.
Playing Wes in a 5 man midfield would put in an unpredictable element that might upset the Swedes. Seeing as McGeady is missing Trap might see a place for Wes in a midfield of 5
Walters, Whelan, McCarthy, Hoolahan, McLean/Brady.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
I did say the right approach is to target "minimum 4 points". That's more ambitious than simply aiming for 4 points and not as cavalier as saying we need 6!
Did anyone see this from the other day? Irish fan living in Oz buys the rights to the game:
http://rs.442.com.au/forums/default....osts&m=1752892
No Somos muchos pero estamos locos.
It was mentioned a few pages back.
I'd be very surprised if McCarthy is fighting a relegation battle come the end of the season. I know it was under Moyes, but Everton have been a top-half club for the past couple of seasons, if I'm not mistaken. They've made a decent start to this season (no losses out of three) and certainly don't resemble prospective relegation fodder.Originally Posted by David Kelly
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