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    My German girlfriend has begun grading my sexual performances from 1-10. Last night we tried anal during which she started shouting Nine, Nine, Nine. My best score to date!!!!

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    My missus has been flat out forwarding all the Boris memes.

    Had to tell ask her to stop sending me this al piffel.

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    You can't just expect to be cremated. You have to urn it.

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