John was cycling his bike down the road one day. He passed Mary who was walking in the same direction. He said to her, "Mary can i give you a lift". Mary replies,
"yes please". John told her, "jump up there on to the crossbar".
As they were going down the road Mary says to John. "John i have a confession to tell you, I don't have any knickers on". John replies, "I have a confession too, I have no crossbar".
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