QuoteI'm portugese, quick on my feet, leave the opposition befuddled, obviously skilled at what i do but go missing when i'm wanted most.
Who am i?
now thats bad........
I'm portugese, quick on my feet, leave the opposition befuddled, obviously skilled at what i do but go missing when i'm wanted most.
Who am i?
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
This better be appalling!Originally Posted by Risteard
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
jose mourinhos dog?!
raheny red that is terrible. imagine if her poor parents or relatives/family/friends saw that.
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I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
The jokes thread has not reached the bottom of the barrelHeard this one the other night:
knock Knock.
Whose there?
Not Madeline McCann!
Madeleine McCanns abductor.This better be appalling!Probably too busy having dinner.
Last edited by sligoman; 05/06/2007 at 5:08 PM. Reason: merge
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
ya i was thinking about that when i wrote it, but there is nothing that can be done now about that.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
I didn't post it as a jokeso showing what sort of jokes that are out there!
Who Cares?!
Two athletes meet up at the Olympic Village.
First guy says: "Are you a pole vaulter?"
Second guy says: "No, I'm german actually, but how did you guess my name?"
i thought that was class when i heard it, but when i told people they thought it was crap.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Success:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
Skanger: 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant.'
Doctor: 'But I gave you the Pill.'
Skanger: 'Yes, I know. But it keeps falling out.'
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
That one is class ... I reckon the people you told it to are crap
Larry Be Wyse
www.acsportsimages.com
could be the way he tells 'em !
Was he crazy!! Yeah , in a very special way , an Irishman.
I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty;
I woke, and found that life was Duty.
What do archaeologists wear when the'yre trying to unearth ancient automobiles?
A cardigan.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
Correct and right. It's me new favourite joke. Pure genius!
more bass
Somebody asked Michael Barrymore if he was doing panto this year...
He said 'No way, I did Aladdin 6 years ago and it's still haunting me'
100 years ago 20 white men chasing a black man in Indianapolis were called the KKK...
… now it's called F1
About as much chance they're on foot.ie as the kidnappers watching TG4 on a Friday night.
TO TELL THE TRUTH IS REVOLUTIONARY
The ONLY foot.ie user with a type of logic named after them!
All of this has happened before. All of it will happen again.
bohs, you would be suprised they are 2gs and 3gs.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
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