Exactly, you´ve got it!Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
I see what you mean
Exactly, you´ve got it!I see what you mean
Every disadvantage has its advantage!(JC, nr. 14)
or how how about - "not the first time I've seen a c.unt under an Ajax cap"
Two Sligo Rovers supporting farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Rovers Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rovers Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
Rovers Fan 1: Fcuk the sheep!!!
Rovers Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
Last edited by sligoman; 17/03/2006 at 1:36 AM.
hope this wasnt opsted before
Q. What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was
driving them out of Ireland?
A. Are you all right there in the back lads?
Boom Boom!
Larry Be Wyse
www.acsportsimages.com
Fine by me!or how how about - "not the first time I've seen a c.unt under an Ajax cap"
Every disadvantage has its advantage!(JC, nr. 14)
How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
With Jam in.
What does he say when he's making a sandwich for you?
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
I Hope you like Jam in too
two blondes walk into a door,
you think one of them would have noticed it!!
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the
steaks are too high."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have
look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him
down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "No, because he's really heavy"
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what do ye call a serbian prostitute?
slobbardon mecockyebitch
Last edited by sligoman; 17/03/2006 at 1:35 AM.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Russian castration person?
Ivan ackanickinimoff.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
dont get that oh strange one.
what do you call a bulgarian with 3 testicles:
whudya nicabollikov
a chinese paedophile?
fcuk em young
Last edited by sligoman; 17/03/2006 at 1:34 AM.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Russian prostitute?
Anya Bacyobich
I've a knack of nickin' 'em off.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Well lads, I very much like reading your jokes as long as you don´t make a laugh about the concentrationcamps (or is it concentrationsites?) of the Germans during World War 2, as my grandfather died there.
He fell of a watchtower!
Last edited by sligoman; 17/03/2006 at 1:36 AM.
Every disadvantage has its advantage!(JC, nr. 14)
German name for a condom.
Fitz-noish-und-toit
So old HamishTwo Sligo Rovers supporting farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Rovers Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rovers Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
Rovers Fan 1: Fcuk the sheep!!!
Rovers Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Not as old as that oneGerman name for a condom.
Fitz-gud-und-toit
First time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell out of my cradle and landed in Dinosaur Shyte
One eyed Irish woman?
Aine Ó Súilleabháin
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Two gay guys are in a toilet. One looks at the others dick and notices that he has a nicotine patch on it. He says, "Hey, does that actually work?", to which he replies, "Yeah, I havn't had a fag for ages."
The FAI
Last edited by sligoman; 19/03/2006 at 12:27 PM.
This plump bird was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie."Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says the plump bird, "I don't need money, because my dad left me millions in his will. And I don't need fame, because my dad was a world famous businessman and I'm famous 'cos I'm his daughter.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish I would like my love handles removed."
"Poof!"And just like that... her ears were gone.
Next post - what's witten on toilet walls.
The Licensing system
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving isn't for you.
My liver is evil and must be punished
Mrs. Dracula complains, "That husband of mine is a pain in the neck"
A lady called Alice from Dallas
Who ne're had the feel of a phalus,
She remained virgo intacta
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice
Scene from Pirates of the Caribbean - Part 36.
"OOooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr, der be buggery board m'ship!
There be taste o' sh!t off de first mate's pr!ck"
For any Indians computer engineers visiting the country.
There once was a man from Bengal
Who had a hexagonal ball
Along with its mate
Plus his penis plus eight
Was twice the square root of fcuk all
What does a hermaphrodite call his means of transportation?
A bisexual built for two.
PRESERVE WILD LIFE!!! Throw a student party
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