if you wouldnt mind anto me too please!!
Anto....prepare to die if this ain't the funniest thing I've ever heard.........
if you wouldnt mind anto me too please!!
Same here! Or can someone just post it?
Cmon County!
Its been build up way too much , it will prob fall on its arse now and its prob not as bad as i think ... .i thought it was funny so here goes
What’s the biggest cause of paedophilia ?
Sexy children
Ah i ballsed it up...... built it up too much and ive never been good at telling jokes
Last edited by anto1208; 30/05/2007 at 5:12 PM.
Actually.
I've an old few locked up that I'll have to run past adam some day before throwing them on to this thread.
The sort of jokes Moe would say that loses him friends.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
i heard that 1 yr ago!!!!
along with this
how do you stop kids playing in your garden
molest (1 of } them
remove if not suitable
Last edited by paul_oshea; 30/05/2007 at 8:09 PM.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
These jokes remind me of what Frankie Boyle (scottish comedian) said a while back..... it's at the beginning of this clip ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UjfftypahQ
I'm all for a laugh lads, but those jokes are fcuking sick. Totally sick.
i have a mate who tells all those kind of jokes, he is the best person to tell a joke, even a stupid crap one sounds funny, but he has even worse ones than those above, that i dont agree with at all.......still free world and all that! I agree with ye though!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
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paul oshea ur prob right but can we get a thread of our own?
Don't know how to use that spoiler thing
Last edited by Risteard; 31/05/2007 at 10:12 AM.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
risteard in fairness you dont know who reads these boards and coule be seriouslly offended with that. heard that one too, there is an even worse one with whats blue....not going any further with that. dont know how ppl dont feel guilty telling those sorta jokes!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
you bunch of sicko's haha!!!!
"If God had meant football to be played in the air, he'd have put grass in the sky." Brian Clough.
You'll NEVER beat the Irish.......you'll just draw with us instead!!!
Here's a clean joke for a change.
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the president this morning. He told the president that three Brizilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the colours ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaking, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!
This guy just met an older woman at a club one night. She was OK for
57.
They drank a bit, danced a bit, & she asked if he'd ever had "The
sportsman's
double"-- a mother and daughter 3-some?
He said no.
They drank a bit more then she says that tonight was his lucky night.
They went to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Heard this one the other night:
knock Knock.
Whose there?
Not Madeline McCann!
Who Cares?!
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