QuoteWhats the difference between cancer and a cat??
Even Jade Goody couldn't milk a cat!
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Josef Fritzl received some additional community services charges with his jail sentence. His first port of call is over to Portugal to show Gerry McCann how to lock a ****ing door.
Whats the difference between cancer and a cat??
Even Jade Goody couldn't milk a cat!
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
Enough lads. The first post isn't a licence to post anything and everything.
We've discussed the posting of jokes on recent events in the past, and it was generally agreed that it's not ok.
Your name says it all.Originally Posted by Wangball
NEWSFLASH......Its not my real name
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***n
house
knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They don't even know that the
f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n
DAYS
before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god
damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME
CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged to stand
on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f***n
SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE F***KING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES
OUT THE DUSTBIN!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE
F***N
PILES OF S**TE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
The G is silent and you're actually Korean?
Jokes lads, not comedy.
If the thread doesn't go back on topic, I'll just toss the whole thing in the bin.
Three guys go into a pub, and the whole scene procedes with a tedious inevitability.
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him,
‘Leave her alone now or you’ll answer to me.’”
St. Peter was impressed.
“When did this happen?”
“Just a few seconds ago."
Three men walk into a bar
A Priest, a Celtic fan and a paedophile
and that's just the first bloke
Bill Bailey if ever I heard it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/ne...00/7961224.stm
this is good for a laugh.
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
I'm gonna change that around and then use it, a lot!
Q. Did you hear about the clown who got sacked from the circus?
A. He sued for funfair dismissal
Q. What do you call a bear with a penis on his head???
A. Genital Ben
Last edited by Wangball; 25/03/2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason: Spelling
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
Correct. It's from his Part Troll tour, which I'm a big fan of.
Exaggerations are up 1 million %
From sickipeadia its clean but I liked it
[FONT=Verdana]I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"[/FONT]
latest score from the Limerick feud
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i had a birthday once.............................................. ..............i was 40 ha ha ha
A font walks into a bar. Barman goes 'we don't want your type around here!'
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
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