Great news! My da says I'm allowed out to play again!
And a few more.....
There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again
Last edited by prince20; 26/06/2009 at 11:59 AM.
Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko passed away are unsure what to do with the body - plastic recycling does go out till Tuesday.
A priest goes off to a religious conference for the weekend and checks into his hotel. He says to the receptionist, I hope the porn is disabled.
She replies, No its not you sick freak, its normal porn.
Why on earth would you post a racist joke about Irish people here?Originally Posted by Den Perry
You can't spell failure without FAI
Because it's a joke!
As keen to win says, because its a joke...and in fairness if I'm Irish myself it can hardly be classed as rascist. Compared to some of the jokes posted here I find it hard to believe you are offended by it. Nonetheless, I've deleted it
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Not much good deleting it when John83 has it quoted still!
I know, I know...
I can't believe that John83 would be responsible for such a travesty (won't somebody think of the children FFS? still being on here.
Shame!
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
Nah, there outside. Didn't you know?..... It's safe again, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson is going to be cremated, and his ashes spread in a sand-box so he can play with children forever.
I heard he wanted to be cremated, but the family don't wanna spread his ashes.
Just have him melted down and re-used for somethin else.
Pic of Jacko in hospital
Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
Was this a joke?
Because if its not I have two questions for you -
Would it be more acceptable if it were seven irishmen and the englishman stepped forward?
What kind of twisted mind can take the most offence from a racial slur in a misogynistic joke?
Rumour has it that Elton John will sing at Michael Jackson's funeral, probably will sing "Dont let your son go down on me"
Should that not be...
Blame it on the buggery...
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I don't want to drag this way off topic, so I'll just make one brief response.
No.
No. It would make more sense though. Personally, I'd have used a Kerryman.Would it be more acceptable if it were seven irishmen and the englishman stepped forward?
I took no offence.What kind of twisted mind can take the most offence from a racial slur in a misogynistic joke?
If Magicme had posted the joke, I'd have been a bit surprised that a woman had posted a misogynistic joke.
And finally, just so this post doesn't go entirely to waste:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
You can't spell failure without FAI
In response to John83's post:
What is red and invisible?
No tomatoes
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
As long as we're posting anti-Irish jokes:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
racist!
Explaining his views on global Sammy Wilson has claimed he was only sticking to party policy -
There'll be no greening of the DUP
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