2 Snowmen staanding in a field, One says to the other, Do you smell Carrots
A man driving down the road gets pulled over and when the cop looks in the boot he finds 3 penguins.
Cop: What the hell do you think your doin? You cant keep 3 penguins in your boot, Bring them to the zoo straight away.
Next day the same cop pulls the same man over and asks him to open his boot. When he opens it the same three penguins are there wearin sun glasses.
Cop: What the hell are you doin, I told you to bring them to the zoo and now there still here and you have them wearin sunglasses, What is goin on?
Man: I brought them to the zoo yesterday as you told me so today im bringin them to the beach.
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