A hooker in London is such a die hard Chelsea fan she gets a tattoo of Frank Lampard on her Left thigh, John Terry on her right thigh and offers discounts to fellow Chelsea fans. A man approaches her and eventually they get down to it. He lifts up her skirt and opens her legs,
Hooker: If you can tell me who this is on my left leg ill give ya everythin for a tenner
Man: No soryy dont know him
Hooker: Same with the right leg.
Man: No I dont know who he is either but the fella in the middle with the big lips looks like Shaun Wright Phillips.
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