What's Rico's favourite food??
Maca-damien nuts....I'll get my coat
Roy, I don't get that one. sorry.Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
What's Rico's favourite food??
Maca-damien nuts....I'll get my coat
Jaysus I don't get that one either?? Sorry too sfc redOriginally Posted by sfc red
whats teh definition of pressure?
a wife, a mortgage, a mistress and they are all a month late!
Last edited by paul_oshea; 09/12/2005 at 8:53 AM.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
What's a definition of pain and pressure?Originally Posted by paul_oshea
A Castlerea man sliding down a steep embankment using his balls as brakes.
Snowmen traditionally have carrots for nosesOriginally Posted by sirhamish
A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil. Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil, and drives away. It works fine until about half an hour later, when the engine gets real warm, and the Vaseline melts, and runs out through the same hole as the oil did. This time there is a farm nearby, so he decides to look for a phone.
Meanwhile, inside the farmhouse, the farmer, his wife, and daughter are having a fight about who's going to do the dishes. "I did them this morning," complains the farmer. "Well I did them at lunch," says his wife. "And I'm tired from doing all the farmwork," says the daughter. So the farmer, in a stroke of brilliance, decides that they will settle it by all taking off their clothes, lying on the floor, and declaring that the first one to speak gets to do the dishes.
The Vaseline saleman gets to the front door, and rings the bell. No one answers so he goes in and looks for a phone. He eventually stumbles into the kitchen, and ignoring the odd sight, asks for a phone. No one answers, so he goes and looks some more. Still no luck, so he goes back to the kitchen. They still won't answer, so he decides to see what else he can get away with. He has sex with the daughter several times, bemused by her silence, then finally goes and looks for the phone again. A while later, he comes back, looks at the wife, and says, "Why not?" After having sex with the farmer's wife, he is getting tired and exasperated. He thinks, maybe if they have some Vaseline, I can drive my car for another half-hour. So he asks, "Do you have any Vaseline?" at which the farmer jumps up and yells, "I'll do the dishes!"
Know that but my dirty mind thought there was more to it than that. sorry.Originally Posted by gustavo
Originally Posted by gustavo
Hamish, your dirty mind was working there!!
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
What I'm afraid of - what way was it working?? Oh, I get ya.Originally Posted by superfrank
I "composed" a poem in tottyland about Frosty the Snowman, supefrank, which might explain.
Due to Man Utds early exit from European competition this week, their is to be a minutes laughter held at all Premiership grounds this weekend.
I'd love to invent a time machine then go back in time and win the lottery, buy new players and a stadium. Time machines are brilliant aren't they- Ian Holloway
RFLMAO BrilliantOriginally Posted by Hulsey
Macadamian nut...His first name is Damien...Originally Posted by sirhamish
excuse my ignorance but what does that stand for?Originally Posted by sirhamish
Life isn't all beer and football...some of us haven't touched a football in months
roll on the floor laughin my ass off.
its geek speak.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Sorry we're a bit thick down these parts...still don't get it.Originally Posted by sfc red
Ah get up the yard you, baldy-boyOriginally Posted by paul_oshea
Yeah I saw it. Nicely done. I'm boycotting Totty Watch cos of Peadar.Originally Posted by sirhamish
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
Ah feck off!. I wouldn't mind if it was funny.Originally Posted by Hulsey
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
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