Cowboy out riding the range, comes across an Indian, lying on the ground, schlong sticking up in the air.
Cowboy asks him what he's up to.
"Telling the time", says the Injun.
Cowboy asks him how he does it.
Injun, "It's sorta like a sundial, sun causes a shadow on my schlong and I can tell what time it is"
"BTW, it's 11am."
Further on, cowboy comes across another Injun doing the same - Injun tells him it's 2.30pm
Further on, cowboy comes across another Injun, wnaking himself silly.
Cowboy says, "I suppose you can tell me the time?"
Injun, "I have to wind the clock first"
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