My missus has been flat out forwarding all the Boris memes.
Had to tell ask her to stop sending me this al piffel.
My German girlfriend has begun grading my sexual performances from 1-10. Last night we tried anal during which she started shouting Nine, Nine, Nine. My best score to date!!!!
My missus has been flat out forwarding all the Boris memes.
Had to tell ask her to stop sending me this al piffel.
You can't just expect to be cremated. You have to urn it.
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