QuoteI used to love coming onto this page. Then I discovered Sickipedia for myself.
My lesbian neighbours must be loaded.
They told me that they eat out every night
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist thinks it will change; the realist adjusts the sails.
I used to love coming onto this page. Then I discovered Sickipedia for myself.
Bray Wanderers: So good they were relegated twice (and still stayed up).
Whatever could you mean...
What's the difference between looks and personality?
You can't w**k over a personality
DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?
So my phone battery died. Walking along, my girlfriends phone rings. Hands me the phone and says "It's your dad". I took one look and said "man this isn't my dad...it's a phone!" So I walked on laughing at my girlfriends stupidity.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an Eton schoolboy?
A polar bear.
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
what is wrong with this pic I hear you say...
Nice.
I dont see anything.
EDIT: Actually now I do!
Right click and select 'Save Target As' and that should give you a hint!!!
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The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist thinks it will change; the realist adjusts the sails.
How do you lose weight on the Adam Ant diet??
Don't chew ever, Don't chew ever.....
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
Thanks. That's Prince Charming in my head for the day.
A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a pet store. The salesman says, " I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster". The guy says, "Nah." The salesman says, "But it gives great head." The guy takes it home. His wife screams, "What the hell is that thing?" He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get the **** out."
A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws."
Came back home last night to find my mate crouched in his cupboard. I asked 'What are you doing in there?'
He replied 'Narnia business.'
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My girlfriend left me because of my addiction to touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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I just saw 2 guys get into a fist fight over whether Macbeth or Hamlet is the best Shakespeare play.
I thought it was much ado about nothing to be honest.
Last edited by thischarmingman; 26/08/2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason: because I'm clearly incapable of ordering a few lines of text
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't make a car out of spagetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
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