Imagine If...

**Peadar** · 13/09/2004, 12:54 PM

Imagine if farts were emitted in a plume of coloured gas!
You couldn't get away with leaving sneaky ones in the office

It would be a bit like the water changing colour when you pee in a swimming pool.

Should Guinness have a warning on their products? Warning! Excessive consumption will leave you with a stinky arse!

**drinkfeckarse** · 13/09/2004, 1:24 PM

Jesus, you must be bored Peadar!!

**pete** · 13/09/2004, 1:26 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

Should Guinness have a warning on their products? Warning! Excessive consumption will leave you with a stinky arse!

Noe that you know what Guinness does to you maybe change to different drink?

**tiktok** · 13/09/2004, 2:41 PM

...hmmm, I guess we know who was stinking up the car on the way back from Nijmegen so!

Seriously though

, Stout is a killer

**pete** · 13/09/2004, 2:45 PM

Originally Posted by tiktok

...hmmm, I guess we know who was stinking up the car on the way back from Nijmegen so!

I suppose we lucky given the that size of that giant pint he was drinking...

I don't think its whats meant by "Guinness is Good for You" ad campaign

**Peadar** · 13/09/2004, 3:06 PM

Originally Posted by tiktok

Seriously though

, Stout is a killer

Originally Posted by pete

I don't think its whats meant by "Guinness is Good for You" ad campaign

Somehow I don't think the slogan, Guinness will kill you or destroy your arse trying. would have helped sales too much

Having said that though, similar wording on packs seems to work for cigarettes

**green goblin** · 13/09/2004, 3:11 PM

Mm. "Makes you fat and turns your sh*t black" was the one doing the rounds a while back.
A miserley friend brought round some apalling lager from Liddl's on Saturday. 59p a can.it did the job alright, but Mrs GG said she couldn't sleep from the smell off me, and had to open the window- which then kept her awake from the cold. And then I couldn't get up in the morning because my head seemed to be full of angry ants, or something.

Lads, you get what you pay for. It's a false economy and not worth it in the long run..

**Peadar** · 13/09/2004, 3:28 PM

Originally Posted by green goblin

A miserley friend brought round some apalling lager from Liddl's on Saturday. 59p a can.

Lads, you get what you pay for. It's a false economy and not worth it in the long run..

You should have more sense!

I let one rip in the market square in Basel on Thursday morning and people were checking the soles of their shoes for about 10 minutes after.
Out in the open air like!
Lethal!

**Pauro 76** · 13/09/2004, 4:41 PM

Crowded tubes are the best ones to let rip in i reckon.....

**liam88** · 13/09/2004, 5:42 PM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Crowded tubes are the best ones to let rip in i reckon.....

Best one I did was in someones house and convinced them that it was their cat

Pauro-you let off a good'un on the Landan tubes nowdays and ya'll have the anti-terror sqaud down there in no time

**tiktok** · 13/09/2004, 9:16 PM

Originally Posted by liam88

Pauro-you let off a good'un on the Landan tubes nowdays and ya'll have the anti-terror sqaud down there in no time

Buttocks of Mass Destruction

**Peadar** · 14/09/2004, 8:25 AM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Crowded tubes are the best ones to let rip in i reckon.....

A crowded church where people can't very well cover their nose and have to try and hold their breath. You'll never hear so many people saying Holy Mother of God!