Go spill some milk on it and tell Ma n' Da you had an accident and that you did your best to get rid of the smell![]()
Ok; I'm needing some help from those a wee bit older and wiser than my young self. While my parents went back to Cobh for a long weekend I had a few friends round (with permission!) and.......well a lot of you have probably been there-things got a bit out of hand.
So if nybody knows how to get the smell of vomit out of a carpet/room it's much appreciated!
We have tried;
Scrubbing with soap on the night
Scrupping witrh carpet shampoo
Baking Soda
De-oderant
12 Incence sticks
Any ideas lads?
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Go spill some milk on it and tell Ma n' Da you had an accident and that you did your best to get rid of the smell![]()
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
have a whip around with the lads and the vomiter in cheif (who pays extra).... get the yellow pages and call a carpet cleaner![]()
been there ... done that ... got the bill![]()
failing that
pack your bags and run![]()
'It's not because I'm uncouth, it's because I'm Irish. The English language is a wall between you and me and f**k is my chisel.' - Tommy Tiernan
Cheers lads-Jon 'O tis great to know this is part an parcel of gorwing up; but a first (and last!) time situation for me also my first encounter with rubbish such a tequlia. (PP-hoping this don't change your impression of me as 'a good kid', needless to say-sticking to the Red Bull from now on as I was before
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Cheers for the advice both lads-parents now know on returnand danne mind-but it's my room that stinks so sleepin every night in the smell-thoguh reckon I can get the magic carpet cleaner free from work (dry-cleaners) so can use any whip-around money-(which has actualyl been offered!) for tickets to Flogging Molly in november
The lass also threw up on ma Bhodranbut we saved it and it's good as new!
Had been said it just adds to it's legacy,
-Been to 2 countries
-Got a capacity crowd going
-Been thrown up on
-Been offered £100 for it by a Celtic fan
Cheers again lad-gonna light the reamining incence tonight!
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Good kid?!? If I ever referred to you as that, it must have been in a moment of drunken weakness.Originally Posted by liam88
I'm only too painfully aware of the truth...
PP
Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat
Change that to 3/4 hours of drunken weekness and that's before ya went 'on the lash' with ma brotherOriginally Posted by Plastic Paddy
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Aye ya were very complimentary of ma whole family in fact that night and said how ya wanted me to go far so if I ever needed any help.....lucky I didn't hold you to that and phone you up 2 o'clock Friday morning for help with the carpet like![]()
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B L A S P H E M Y !Originally Posted by liam88
Somehow, old son, I can't help thinking that it's you who's the lucky one here...Originally Posted by liam88
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PP
Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat
Cut your losses,burn the house down and blame the neighbours!![]()
PS now you know why a Donegalman is living in Kork!![]()
Last edited by corkharps; 08/09/2004 at 9:35 AM.
Wouldn't sweat it too much, Liam, as it happens to older people too. My best mate took his mother to stay with my Dad in Cobh last year, as she's only been out of blighty once in her 70 years, and that was on her honeymoon in 1958.
The end of the first evening saw her chucking her guts up on the pavement outiside the Roaring Donkey. Welcome to Ireland!![]()
Tea. Corduroy. Space Travel.
Hey Liam bring it on an away trip and I can throew up on it in a third countryOriginally Posted by liam88
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Where am I now? I'm over here,
I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.
I had smell in car boot & used Febreeze (any supermarket will have) & after couple of goes cleared up no worries. Haven't tried it on carpet would think would work for ya.
Originally Posted by green goblin
Classic!
Dav-look foward to the explanation, Pete-cheers for the tip, Pat-Will do, Adam-Sorry mabye the only reason it seemed rubbish was due to lack of Lemons we were using a Jiff Lemon instead![]()
Crokharps-is scary how closley your mind works to that of ma brothers mates who were all ready to get out the luighter fuelwith Neighbours attitude to us that night so could wlel have made it a feisable story......
PP-have now learnt to never take ya seriously when drunk!
Having ma family round tonight for the match so probably a lot more mess coming up......![]()
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Right - heres what you do.
- Find an old saucepan
- Get a lump of bacon and stick it in the saucepan with a decent bit of water and cover it
- Open all doors downstairs (at least close bedroom doors)
- Leave her boil away on medium heat
- Leave the water boil off it and the meat begins to burn(be patient)
- Thrown the saucepan and meat out onto the back lawn. make sure the neighbours hear your disgust at your culinary skills
- The smell of smokey bacon will stay downstairs til the mother decides to sort it out.
- Smell of vomit gone
- youre labeled incompetent but off the hook.
- They'll feel sorry for ya cause you were trying to cook for yourself so they are secret proud
Who is this guy, Trapper Tony?
So crazy it might just work!![]()
The smell is in ma bedrrom so if I burn some bacon then rush it in............
wow the possibilites are endless!
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The unmitigated gall of you, young man! We may have to discuss this over a beer (which of course you'll be buying, naturellementOriginally Posted by liam88
) during next Tuesday's Celtic-Barcelona match in my local CSC (if you're allowed out, that is). Do let me know.
PP
Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat
Would love to join you but not sure it will be such a good time with my first day of college on MondayOriginally Posted by Plastic Paddy
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If we can find some Saturday night ones (finish work at 5) or a Sunday fixture (will come up after Mass) then will really look foward to buying you a pint of the black stuff!![]()
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If your in the chair I'm coming down tooOriginally Posted by liam88
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Where am I now? I'm over here,
I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.
More the merrier! Name a date/time/place in accordance with the above and I'll be there so long as it's not a Sunday this month coz I'mm booked upOriginally Posted by Pat O' Banton
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2nd OF game?
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The next, ahem, Luton v WatfordOriginally Posted by liam88
game is 22/11/04, defo meet up for that. Obviously will have to have a cyber ruck with PP about which fine establishment to watch it in.
Where am I now? I'm over here,
I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.
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