Urgh. It sounds like a sheep drench advert from the 1980s...
[Voice-over, sounds suspiciously like a Boris Johnson smary type] So, Herman, how do you keep your flock in such good fettle?
[Gormless tw*t pretenting to be a farmer looks up at the camera and grins like he's been caught having bad thoughts about the Mother Superior and doesn't feel too bad about it.]
[Voice-over] That's right, one dose of Irexit Freedom kills all known scour and fluke in rams and EUs.
[Cut to image of manufactuer, V Putin smiling beatifically]
[Voice-over] Dead!
Hello, hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here!
- E Tattsyrup.