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    Gerry Desmond
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    Funny or positive (only) chants

    As James has thrown down the gauntlet elsewhere, here's everybody's chance to come up with a funny/pro City chant.

    To get the ball rolling, here's my effort:

    Jimmy Mull, Jimmy Mull
    His head is very shiny
    Gives the ball to Hartigan
    Who isn't known as Tiny

    To the tune of 'Robin Hood Riding thru the glen'...

    Which is probably the reason I'm barred from the Shed...

    Gerry

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    and a puzzle for Gerry..
    rearrange the following words to make a sentence..

    Give up job dont day the ....

    need a hint Gerry
    life is random

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    There's only one Deccie Daly
    There's only one Deccie Daly
    He made a great pass
    We fell on our a$$
    Watching Deccie Daly on the ball

    Come on, James, loosen out...

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    ok thats better Gerry
    but not quite the finished article yet

    but it does merit an hour of no slagging for the board
    i guess thats free chips for you in lennox's next time Gerry
    life is random

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    Tur-ners Cross, Tur-ners Cross
    We've got a slope
    We've got a slope
    We got no lights but that's all right
    Tur-ners Cross, Tur-ners Cross

    (3 blind mice)

    Gerry

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    ok now your just trying to lose that no-slagging hour you worked so hard to get
    life is random

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    If these make it into 4-5-1, I'm made!

    Gerry

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    Originally posted by James
    ok now your just trying to lose that no-slagging hour you worked so hard to get
    You try one, then...

    Gerry

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    Skippy, Skippy
    Skippy he scores one or two
    Skippy, Skippy
    Moses says: I'm proud of you!


    That hasta be a winner, huh?

    What's that, James, four off the top of my head? Proves it's poss wouldn't ya say?

    Gerry

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    You should have written something for the new Westlife album. You missed your calling as City's programme editor methinks.

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    That's amore!

    When the ball hits the net,
    It's a fairly safe bet,
    It's Pat Morley!

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    Originally posted by joe
    That's amore!

    When the ball hits the net,
    It's a fairly safe bet,
    It's Pat Morley!
    ahem...and who are you acrediting that one to joseph ?
    life is random

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    remind me again joe

    Originally posted by joe
    That's amore!

    When the ball hits the net,
    It's a fairly safe bet,
    It's Pat Morley!
    How many has he got this season?
    No in fairness, someone came up with a chant about skip to that tune (different words though) a year or two ago, but it didn't take off. People just won't sing for the guy!

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    Originally posted by James


    ahem...and who are you acrediting that one to joseph ?
    as that young jamaican chap said recently 'it wasn't me', but it's still way better than that Carpenters Colin P one you came up with - that was way too 'gay' to be a football chant

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    I'm Bored Too...

    ...O'Grady oh oh
    O'Grady oh oh oh oh
    he loves to take you on,
    if you blink an eye he's gone
    O'Grady oh oh
    O'Grady oh oh oh oh
    etc etc
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    A personal favourite!

    Agggghhh gahhhhh do do do
    Rovers 1 Cork City 2
    Aga do do do
    Rovers 1 Cork City 2

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    We had joy, we had fun,
    We had Noely Hartigan,
    He's too tall, we don't care,
    Cause he'll score from anywhere


    Not bad for a first attempt! Ummmm, no. It's actually ****e
    Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

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    We had joy, we had fun,
    We once saw Slim Noely run,
    But the joy didn't last,
    Coz he fell flat on his arse!

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    More Chants

    Hark now, hear the The City sing
    The Rovers run away
    And we will win forever more
    And reach Cup Final Day

    Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
    the little Lord Jesus, sat up and he said
    'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
    'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
    'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
    'we're Rovers haters'


    Late one night in the Auld Dubliner, Temple Bar a Port Vale supporter and his wife sang this and said that it was great when everyone in the stand joined in.


    When no one else can understand me
    when everything I do is wrong
    you give me hope and concelation
    you give me strength to carry on
    And you'll never know, the reason why, I love you like I do
    Thats the wonder, the wonder of you.
    City clap clap calp
    City clap clap calp
    City clap clap calp
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Originally posted by Neil
    We had joy, we had fun,
    We once saw Slim Noely run,
    But the joy didn't last,
    Coz he fell flat on his arse!

    That is class..still laughing...

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