software problem

**max power** · 02/09/2004, 9:10 AM

Anyone know what I should do ??

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
4.2,

which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Sl�pper 2.1,but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeS�xPlus and
Cleanhouse2003.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife
1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no help
files and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
Shoeshop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning
me that they are an illegal operation. Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law,
which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that
if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of your money before
uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?
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