weddings:the big day:what could possibly go wrong

**green goblin** · 20/08/2004, 8:28 AM

Originally Posted by davros

Da Bride Shows......

And her pappy's got a shotgun.

**liamon** · 20/08/2004, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by tiktok

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7. Remember to thank and compliment your wife on how lovely she's looking on her big day

although no-one could possibly forget that, could they.

Will I ever be allowed to forget that?
Thanks for reminding me. Wedding anniversary next week.

**the 12 th man** · 20/08/2004, 10:23 AM

dont choose a day where there is a major distraction on tv like an irish soccer match etc.

friend of mine got married on the same day as live-aid .
i d'ont need to tell you where most of the younger people spent the day.

**Jim Smith** · 20/08/2004, 12:18 PM

Watch out for 'comedians'.

I was at a wedding where the father of the groom got up and said "Looking at Aileen today I can see that me son certainly didn't marry her for her brains." This was followed by about 10 very uneasy seconds then half of the place erupted with laughter. Just after the meal I saw him being pushed out the door by his wife. Dead Man Walking or what?

I was also at one on a Saturday where the groom read out the football results so nobody would have to slip away during the meal...

**green goblin** · 20/08/2004, 1:00 PM

Went to a great wedding the day Princess Di was buried. Fantastic journey down from London to Bristol, not a soul on the roads. If the German Lady pops her clogs in summer, I'll be off to the beach like a shot. Have the place to meself.