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    Roddy Collins' Mercedes

    Just heard a funny one....Apparently when Roddy got the heave-ho from Carlisle, they told him that he could hold on to the comapny Mercedes they had supplied him with until he got a new job....Roddys been driving the Merc for the past 15 months or so, but Carlisle came knocking on the door the other day for it when they heard he had gotten the Dublin City job.Roddy, not wanting to hand back the motor, told the Carlisle boys that it was a voluntary job he was doing for a few months, wasn't getting paid for it, and therefore he should be allowed to keep the car.....surprisingly, they didn't fall for it..Typical Roddy though........

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    i saw roddy in the said motor outside tolka one night.
    dont blame him trying to keep it

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    ammo for friday night

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    it was an s class 320, one year old....fine car......good enough for him, maybe louis will reclaim the suits now as well.

    he spends all his money on "just for men" anyway. his hari is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dyed.
    Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........

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    City fans will have to make up a good

    old tune for friday night slagging roddy and his merc

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    to the tune of madness, i like driving....

    someone took rody's car
    no it wasn't a jaguar
    it was owned by carsile
    rody will be walking for a while

    or someone took rodys merc
    the shed that hes a jerk
    it was owned by carsile
    rody will be on the bike for a while

    where is pauro when ya need him !!!


    rodys car is on a summer holiday
    no more driving for a week or two
    the boys from carsile came and took it off him

    finish that off yourself i have writers block, lets make it a competition to finish it, best one gets a chant writing session with pauro !!!

    got it

    next line...

    now he's walking like me and you,
    and heading to division one too.....
    Last edited by max power; 18/08/2004 at 4:06 PM.
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    you rang??? Been a while i know, but here goes... ahem...

    to the tune of "These Boots were made for walking"

    This Merc was made for speeding,
    and that's just what ill do,
    Someday this Merc is gonna
    Run all over you....
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    Wink

    Roddie Malone

    Parked at Dublin City, was a merc oh so pretty,
    Twas driven by Roddie, since he left Carlisle,
    Now the club have reclaimed it, left Roddie in deep s--t,
    Crying demotion, and degradation, he has to walk miles.

    Could we all get together, in view of the weather,
    To help out poor Roddie, we all now should strive,
    We'll buy him a scooter, he has his own hooter
    But bicycle clips we will have to supply

    He was dropped from the Telly, yes given the welly
    For blocking out Dolan, was considered offside,
    We'll not miss his comments, his acting the bo---cks
    As to the First Division, he steadily rides.

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    you could be a contender with lyrics like that......
    Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........

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    didnt think carlisle would have that much money
    Plastic Paddy, Davros, A Face,
    excuse my first 25 posts, thats not what I'm really
    like.

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