Ireland's Euros scores/results Predictions thread.

[paul_oshea]

I would pay a lot of money to see stutts and tets slow dance in Poznan. Actually wondering who would lead has me in stitches here.

[Stuttgart88]

I can pogo and mosh with the best of them, but that's all I have in my repertoire I'm afraid.

[BonnieShels]

v Croatia tetchy 0-0
v Spain jammy 1-1
v Italy excruciatingly tense 2-1 victory with an Andrews wonder goal in the 87' min. We hold on with the most painful 3min + 4min added time ever. And then I'll collapse into a heap and it'll be all over and I'll have something to match the last 10min of the All Ireland final last year.

I'm actually shaking at the prospect of being correct.
My poor ticker.

Nothing like watching Ireland in tournaments is there?

[paul_oshea]

Nothing.

[tetsujin1979]

I would pay a lot of money to see stutts and tets slow dance in Poznan. Actually wondering who would lead has me in stitches here.

I've got two stone on him, he'll damn well follow

[Junior]

I've got two stone on him, he'll damn well follow

Unfortunatley, I am now visualising you donning a gimp mask.....

[paul_oshea]

crosby you can add to your certainty list of junior losing a bag/jacket/passport/iphone/insulin/himself or some such other

Actually scratch himself, i believe his missus is tagging him with a global tracker, so that doesn't occur.

[Junior]

At least Ill be there, you'll be sat in Leeds/Bradford Airport muttering under your breath in some tattie munching culchie accent about 'being sure the flight left from here'.......

[SkStu]

Dream Sequence...

Ireland 1-0 Croatia / Italy 0-2 Spain
Ireland 0-2 Spain / Italy 2-1 Croatia
Ireland 3-1 Italy / Spain 1-1 Croatia

Spain - 7; Ireland - 6; Italy - 3; Croatia - 1

setting up a 1/4 final clash with a surprisingly effective England side...

I think i just came in my pants.

Yes i did. A little bit. Or else its pee.

[BonnieShels]

It's pee.

How are you gonna survive the Croatian?

[SkStu]

ill slit her throat before she gets a chance to do the same to me.

[Crosby87]

So Junior is the one that lost the insulin that became famous on Ybig... People were practically putting up road blocks..
POSH looks like you need to stay sober based on litter patrol, podcasts, keeping Jr from going into sugar issues and judging Stutts and Tets alleged Tango. God Bless.

[Junior]

News to me!!

[mypost]

Ireland 5-0 Croatia / Italy 0-0 Spain
Ireland 12-0 Spain / Italy 0-0 Croatia
Ireland 34-0 Italy / Spain 0-0 Croatia

Ireland 9, Spain 2, Croatia 2, Italy 2


Definitely.

Croatia would finish second due to conceding less goals against us.

Alternatively:
Ireland 0-0 Croatia,
Ireland 0-0 Spain,
Ireland 2-1 Italy.

5 points and through.

[Colbert Report]

Ireland 0 Croatia 2
Ireland 0 Spain 7
Ireland 1 Italy 4

[gastric]

Ireland 0 Croatia 2
Ireland 0 Spain 7
Ireland 1 Italy 4

Traitor! You're not allowed to think this!

[youngirish]

Ireland 1 Croatia 1
Ireland 0 Spain 1
Ireland 1 Italy 1

We go through on being drawn first out of a hat to play England as Ireland, Croatia and Italy all have the same points and goal difference.

In the quarter final we beat England on penalties as Wayne Rooney gets sent off early on for head butting Keith Andrews after he insults his mother.

We beat the Germans in the semis 1-0 as part of a pre match brokered deal to let us win with the expectation that the excitement generated by our further progression in the tournament will provide our economy with a much needed kickstart relieving the Germans of having to provide any further bailout cash.

Finally we beat Spain 1-0 in the final after the Spanish economy collapses and Real Madrid and Barcelona fold devastating player confidence and inflaming the tensions between the Catalan and Madrid players.

[Murfinator]

0-1 to Croatia (we'll concede late)
0-3 to Spain
2-1 win over Italy to restore pride.

[TrapAPony]

0-0 draw v Croatia
0-1 loss v Spain
1-0 win v Italy

[Cuyahoga]

Ire 2 Cro 0
Ire 0 Spa 0
Ire 1 Ita 2

ireland to come second on goal difference